this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
1463 points (99.5% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26685 readers
4065 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 92 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Same with red cabbages.

Its a conspiracy by Big Red to profit from infringing on Purple's intellectual property. All the other primary colours are in cahoots. Its time to take down their shadowy cabal.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it was named before purple was invented

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ok, so we can never ever change the name.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

So says Robin Red Breast, the bird with orange belly feathers

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Big Blue is doing the same thing with blue grapes. Poor purple...

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (3 children)

There was no word for purple back then.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

And yet they had purple onions. Curious.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Damn it Ben crawl back in the hole

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It was taken from us by the Kaiser.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So I tied a red onion to my belt, which was the style at the time...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

The future is now old man. Free the onion

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Until you cook them. Then they’re purple-ly clear.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

or you cook them with a base, like baking soda, then they turn green

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Is this that "alchemy" thing I've heard so much about?

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Atomic Purple

[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Template

Not my cleanest work but it's fine if you don't look too close

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Looks great mate, no one would notice if they don't know.

Also I think the template in itself is funny in an anti joke kind of way where you expect him to be protesting something but then he's just holding up an empty piece of cardboard really passionately lol.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

They played us for absolute fools...

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

With this knowledge, we can't left him alive.

- The onion industry, probably.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Anthocyanins

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I can. Easily. But then, I have color perception deficiency. But do not luck ability to argue as compensation.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They can be purplish in some growth stages but on the whole they are a deep red, a crimson. Unless my eyes are just broken.

https://duckduckgo.com/?kp=-2&q=red+onion&iax=images&ia=images

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

About half of the pictures I see are Purple.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

None of those are red. They're all close to red, but none of them are actually red.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Anthocyanins are responsible for the color and they act as a pH indicator, changing color from bright red in acid to bright blue in basic solutions. Soil acidity could have an impact on their color at harvest, but it also really depends on how you use them. If you put them raw in a salad, they'll probably turn quite red regardless, but it's also quite common to find them as a purple color.

load more comments
view more: next ›