100 total extractions
88 from soldiers
10 from civilians
Who were the remaining two?
this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2024
128 points (100.0% liked)
chapotraphouse
13505 readers
29 users here now
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
Friendly fire self extrations
Those 2 failed to meet Ashkenazi blood quantum requirements , so the gene-seed was not retained
Me. Felt so good I volunteered a second time
A couple of the crew from the semen extraction team got a little hot and bothered from all the cum pumping.
Paramilitary cum from irregular troops
Ofc they saved the semen but not the sewomen
What about the sechildren? 
won't somebody please think of the sechildren?!
How is this a thing instead of just demanding conscripted soldiers to donate to a bank at basic training?
Like it’s gotta be cheaper to do that then to train sperm removal from the dead and logistically moving sperm on a battlefield
did the soldiers sign some paper to this effect before they died? or is it legal to steal cum out of dead bodies in israel and ukraine now?
this feels like it should be illegal...
and ukraine
Wait what?
this feels like it should be illegal...
New Israeli porn just dropped: xxxBARELY LEGAL, HOT EXTRACTION!xxxAVERAGE LOOKING SOLDIER SCREAMS YAMETE KUDASAI SEMPAI!xxx
Nah for hundred of thousands of people? Freezing sperm costs hundreds of dollars a year per person, they have to run that shit at like -320 degrees F
Yea now imagine needing to do that for 98 people on a battlefield and they are dead, I imagine the cost is easily over 1 million per ejaculate in terms of manpower and logistics
good bit.
There must be some law or regulation in Israel that prevents the forcible donation of tissue/organs/cum from soldiers but allows the extraction of those things from dead bodies. Which kind of blows my mind because in the US soldiers get railroaded into doing a lot of healthcare shit
Imagine being the wife of a dead conscript and the guys from the government show up with bad news - and then they hand you a turkey baster and look at you expectantly.
This is nuts.
So why exactly do they pilfer dead soldier sperm?
Oh so people can't have hobbies now
The official line is that its by request of their spouses so that they can have another kid with their late soldier (usually) partner. I don't think any other country has a sperm extraction battalion, I think this is what happens when you give an ethnostate infinity money.
Makes much more sense to build an entire squad of cummandos to do emergency cum retrieval missions in a warzone than to... have the soldier freeze their sperm before deploying
Maintain pureblood lines. Totally normal and not insane fanatical ethnofascist reasons.
The ducks at the park are free pasta, but for soldier jizz
Just normal stuff that normal people do
Didn’t some Israeli minister of women say the 14 words recently?
We must secure the existence of our cum and a future for white semen
liberal zionists be like: "this is a completely normal country worth defending"
Geez, I really have get my ass in gear on my VR Milking game {cw: probably NSFW} or Activision is gonna beat me to the punch with their next Call of Duty.
Press [F] to extract cum
STRATEGIC SEMEN RESERVES
The thing that's stuck out to me, is why don't they sperm bank? Like, if it's that important to you then why not do it ahead of time? Or do these psychos want it fresh from a corpse so they can attach some sort of harrowing story to it?... Sounds fashy, so it's probably the case.
The sperm bank is a good idea but is a little bit too consent dependent.
Dead men can't say "no" 
It's because they dont think they'll die. Just a quick murder tour and then home by the evening.
Isn’t masturbation a wrong act in Judaism?
i think the main sin of onan was spilling his cum on the ground, so i think wanking is fine as long as you eat it afterwards.
Probs depends on which flavor.
Hey they banned the medic team from tasting it after the last time; they lost several bloodlines that way.
This is the transparency liberals were talking about
Someone posts a Ben Garrison Cum Edit and Israel be like "ok this but unironically"
Totally normal…
They really balls'd it up, didn't they?
We must secure the jizzum of our people and a future for Zionist children
Instead of employing a high stakes semen extraction unit, they could take sperm donations from consenting terrorists while they are alive, but I guess that would not make for effective propaganda.
Imagine being born and finding out that your government extracted you from your dead father's war criminal ballsack.