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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This was me when my dad would use limewire, break the family PC, and blame me because I was playing “those video games”.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is just it. I used limewire for years and never got a virus. I was also not stupid enough to download "Brittany.Spears.Nude.Totally.Legit.Movie.avi.exe". It amazes me how completely blind some people are.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is the download not starting when I click on your link? Can you DM me the video?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sure thing, just pm me your credit card details, for age verification purposes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That seems excessive but I can do that. Thank you for being so thorough - it makes me feel more secure :)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Well 13 year old me with incredibly slow internet and no easy access to boobs wanted to see Brittany spears naked.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I was like 11 and had no idea wth i was doing. but i sure downloaded a lot of stuff from Limewire..."why the hell is the computer so slow all of a sudden?!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Like 47 god damn tool bars

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago

Me: using safe browsing practices and only downloading from trusted sources

My Mom: downloading every toolbar in existence

My Mom: "You broke the computer!"

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Early pirating was like playing the lottery.

Will I get the good version of a song or a weird remix?

Will the media play or be some unrecognized format?

What's making my pc run so slow?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You need real player and QuickTime

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I remember running the 2 command line McAfee scan and clean commands. And it would tell you scanning for 15 known viruses or something lol. Then it became hundreds and eventually just changed into the tsr apps running in the background all the time.

Generally just booting from a clean disk with clean on it would make you the PC repair god.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Or in the 90s, finding the Windows directory, “there’s a lot of stuff in here, I bet I can free up a lot of space”

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What the hell is explorer. And why is it using all the ram?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I didn’t worry. I just download Ram Booster to fix that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You’re making me understand the reasons for all the bullshit that drove me to linux

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

system32.exe? WTF I dont need 32 of them. I just need one.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

This made me feel pain

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This hurts. I still remember when I rendered our first family PC unbootable. It was a Pentium II 266 with a tiny 3GB HDD running Windows 98, and apparently some sub folder of system32 seemed a good place to start doing some clean up to win back some extra space.

Turns out, it wasn't.

Now turns have tabled and I'm the stereotypical IT professional who helps out fixing PCs/smartphones

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

And now I fix all the home PCs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh god, this was me back when I was a kid (thankfully it was never permanently ruined). I also hid all my secret downloads in system32 so nobody would find them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh man. Fucking around with config.bat having NFI what it did.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My god man. This brings back a traumatic memory of me bricking my now brother-in-laws PC by trying to torrent a cracked version of counter strike. I was young and dumb and panicked. Entire hard drive was wiped without chance to backup. 😩

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

not much use but you can actually still access files if they weren't written upon since they are still there and only the address was destroyed. I did it once after accidentally wiping my hard drive and managed to get quite a lot of stuff back.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

This is how I got so good at computer IT stuff as a kid. Had to constantly clear our family computer of viruses and reinstall windows multiple times a year because my brothers would always download shit like “The fast and the furious-no-virus.mpg.exe”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

This hits young me learning linux and dual booting straight in the feels. I can't even begin to count the amount of times I totally wrecked the family computer and had to reinstall windows from scratch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'm in IT and luckily I never had to deal with this. Now if they had a card that said "So you've bricked the company server" then that would be me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Me and my little sister downloading minecraft mods and getting malware

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Mid 2000s? Say wut? I think lImewire was dead by the mid 2000s?

More like 2000-2002 just downloaded a pirated new movie only to realize the file was mislabeled and it wasn't what I was expecting and now I have to go ham on the hard drive with 00 buck shot.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thats my super power, there was no family PC. It was my PC.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Limewire, Kazaa, Audiogalaxy and eDonkey! The first two were so risky!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Once you figure out how to reinstall Windows XP your family and neighbors will think you're a computer god.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The amount of money I wasted using printer ink for "educational jpgs" when I had the house to myself.. I'm so sorry, my parents (90's dinosaur)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That needs to be a BearShare logo for me lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I was in the iMesh gang at first.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

eMule

That's where you could find everything!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I never got a virus from eMule, but so many misslabled files.

I downloaded a lot of music videos. One was allegedly a Rammstein track, but turned out to be a video about a girl and her dog if you know what I mean

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Were all living in Amerika"

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