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[–] Zagorath 163 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Britain hardly had a leg to stand on. They got stuck halfway through making the switch. Still use miles in their cars, feet for height, etc.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 9 months ago (5 children)

It's old people. They vote and don't like change.

Everyone in the UK under 40 never used imperial in their education, but everything is still imperial.

Even stuff that's not supposed to be. Milk is sold in pints but labelled in ml. Sometimes it's litres because these are smaller. Timbre is all sold in a metric equivalent, but it isn't consistent. You don't know if the piece you've had delivered is 2.4m or 2.44m. Rulers have both metric and imperial, unless you pay extra for a single system - which makes them harder to use.

The worst thing is recipes, many recipes are imperial online because of the USA. American imperial measurements aren't the same as UK ones.

It is all driven by ignorance. The royal family (TV show) summed this ignorance up best. They complained it took them longer to get to the destination because their sat nav was in kilometres and there's more kilometres than miles so everything is further away.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (7 children)

I'm European but I have a set of US cups in my kitchen because most recipes are in these stupid American measurements.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget about stones for body weight

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Dont the British weigh things with rocks or some dumb shit?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (3 children)

They're actually finely calibrated stones. For instance, my weight is 13 stones and a packet of gravel.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I lost twelve gravel and a teaspoon of sand this week.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The British have a perfectly logical system that results in us buying fuel by the litre, measuring speed in miles per hour, and measuring fuel economy in miles per gallon. We are doing just fine thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

Knowledge is power. Using all of the knowledge at once is surely the most powerful.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (14 children)
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

FYI: The US doesn't use Imperial, they use US Customary. Volumes are different. Troy weights are usually called Troy (ounces).

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Is that supposed to be better?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No it's worse, because they use the same names for different volumes and weights.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

We needed extra room for all the freedom.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But your pints are smaller

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Making fun for STILL using it. If our navy would navigate by the stars at night, it would be laughed at, right? And rightly so. ;)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (9 children)

GPS can be jammed, try jamming stars.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Who would win:

  • A billion, billion unfathomably massive fusion reactions
  • Some steamy bois ☁️🌥
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Urban areas with huge light pollution: "and I took that personally"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Land navies hate this.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (13 children)

Nah, the brits have it even worse, I don't think even they know what system they use. Like the US just uses the imperial system but brits use like every system randomly plus some stuff that no one else uses, like boulders or some caveman shit like that.

Also brits got like nothing left to make fun of at this point: They fucked their healthcare system bad enough they may as well be in the US, they got 2 viable parties that are even more the same than the US and they left the one thing that kept the country economically relevant to name a few things.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Depends what you mean by fucked up. Long waits for some NHS treatments, but if I get any kind of serious injury like cuts or broken bones, it'll be seen in A&E (Accident & Emergency) at the hospital, they obviously treat the more serious injuries first, but I've never waited longer than 4 hours - and that was on a Saturday night about ten years ago, with a minor cut than only needed 5 stitches or so...

As a kid, my broken arm and the few times I needed stitches, it was sorted pretty much straight away or with an hour or two wait. That's probably doubled or tripled nowadays.

Mental health turnaround is not great, as that's through my doctor (the NHS). Although I got treatment for depression a couple of years back, meds (Sertaline) and referral to therapy, after a week or so waiting for an appointment and answering a few waves of questionnaires. A couple of months later, after a lengthy conversation with a medical health triage nurse (which was just a random follow up call - that lasted an hour!), I went on an 18 month waiting list for the ADHD test, and about the same for ASD(Autism Spectrum Disorder) as well.

Not great, but they're understandably swamped with the spike of mental illness, or people becoming aware of it anyway, after covid and the lockdowns.

Still waiting on the NHS for the ASD diagnosis, but I actually ended up going private for my ADHD, that was ~£800, was seen in a week, and the meds for that was £100 a month for Elvanse(Vyvanse in the US). I was able to transfer back to my GP after a few months though, so it's just the standard prescription price of £9.65 / month, which is much better.

Other than that last paragraph, everything else was entirely free... so, nah, I don't reckon our health care system is as fucked as yours and we certainly don't have it "even worse"!

Edit: typo's and explaining a few acronyms!

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait til you find out who taught America the word "soccer".

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (10 children)

The US doesn't use imperial units, though. The US customary units share names with imperial units, but they are significantly different.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Of course they are. I expect the number of furlongs in a whatsit has changed at least every week. Who could even pretend to remember the actual values?

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But the UK still uses imperial. I remember playing euro truck sim and being annoyed that the road signs don't match the speed limit shown in the GPS. I first thought this was a bug. Then I remembered that I was in UK and not the Netherlands where I picked up the delivery.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (8 children)

UK is a conplete chaos between the two. You buy liters of milk but gallons of gas. Speeds are in miles per hour. Close distances are in meters, longer ones in miles. I have seen weight both in grams and in pounds. And then the currency is even called pound.

"How many pounds does one pound of apples cost, sir?"

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Any excuse to take the piss out of the Yanks is fine by me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Any excuse to take the piss out of the Yanks is fine by me.

So I take it that you approve of catheters then? /s

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Truly the long game on that joke! Well done, ya got us.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (3 children)

its this EXACT same thing but with soccer and football, granted there is actual history there, im going to ignore it because it's funnier that way.

europe created the term soccer, and then got rid of it, and then took up football, so the US started using soccer, because it had already used football, for well, football. Shocker i know. And so now we still use soccer, but they use football.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (4 children)

This is true only in the vaguest sense.

  1. "Europe" didn't invent the term soccer. A specific group of people in England did.
  2. Those people were upper class posh boys, the same ones who call rugby "rugger". They are not the people who support football today or made football what it is around the world.
  3. If you can't tell, it's an obvious nickname for something. The equivalent of one nation deciding to exclusively call basketball "shootin' hoops".
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Doesn't change the fact that football makes more sense and that while the British did come up with soccer literally every country uses something like football.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (3 children)

At least americans dont use stone, or fucking hands, for measurement

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (4 children)

We still use hands for exactly one measurement, the height of a horse

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Literally no reason not to use metric, idc who or where you are

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

There is a reason. When you grow up with people around you using imperial units to describe things, you think in terms of it. If you tell me 10 ft., I can picture that in my head, I have an idea of how much that is in real terms. If you tell me 10m, I have no mental idea of how much that is, even if I can convert it. It’s like a language you grow up speaking, versus one you learn later in life.

I do think metric the sole system used in schools, to be honest.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (7 children)

That's true, but it's also a double edged sword: you can easily learn metric just by switching to it.

Try setting a weather widget on your phone to only show you Celsius and don't convert it to Fahrenheit, over time you will get an intuitive understanding of what feels cold to you.

The biggest block to learning a new system is insulating yourself with conversions IMO, imagine trying to learn a new language by just having everyone speak into Google translate

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

retains a currency called pounds

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Everyone makes fun of the US for using imperial, but nobody makes fun of Liberia and Myanmar for doing the exact same thing.

At least they don't speak Fahrenheit.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

"You don't often think of those other two as having their shit together."

--Sterling Archer

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