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[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What you need to do instead is be civil. Which means you need to willingly let the fascists take over your country. In fact you should encourage them to do it, because platforming opposing viewpoints is actually the sign of civility. Yeah, I know, they might murder you, and me, and everyone we hold dear, but sometimes that's just the price you have to pay to maintain civility.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

But then you get to vote against them; the one and only acceptable political act.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

Someone gets it!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why would I waste a perfectly good grenade when a deep enough pit will do the job eventually?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That’s what separates us from the bourgeoisie: grenades cost money and are a kindness compared to oubliettes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I an a humanist, which is why I propose we change our policy to involve two grenades instead of one, in case those who experience our Fascist Rectification Program continue to experience pain despite the first explosion. We would never refuse a patient anesthetic for a dental procedure, and similarly, the patients of this essential procedure should be sufficiently anesthetized as well. Thank you everyone.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

The only moderate policy I'll agree to...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

More co-living oubliettes!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

The satisfaction of it

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

This is why I left the left.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sir, badposting is that way

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Won't someone think of the poor fascists' free speecherino???

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

Real communists would just use their hands, saving both a perfectly good mine shaft and a perfectly good grenade.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

I agree, that's a waste of good munitions. Just seal the shaft.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

If you dropped a grenade without pulling the pin i wonder how long it would take before someone accidentally (or intentionally) sets it off

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Whoa whoa whoa, who said anything about a grenade?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I prefer to designate the pit as a gender neutral bathroom

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

drop in a blade without a handle and seal the shaft. they'll take care of themselves kris-love

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

kubrick-stare So much for the tolerant left.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

A grenade is just a waste of resources, just fill the hole

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I'd rather shove them all in the nutty putty cave and let them try an wriggle themselves to freedom (spoiler there isn't a way out)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

You know the grenade actually killed only like one of them so the proposed solution is dehydration and exposure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah, thats what they all say as they fall down the mine shaft

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Tito can be mythologized as a sort of saintlike demon slayer and people will still have a problem with the idea. This guy does exist.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago