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[–] [email protected] 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The fuck is he even saying

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I think he's trying to say that every man is capable of violence, so people take that into account more or less consciously when interacting with men. So violence already being given, the essential struggle is against improper or "dumb" violence and not violence per se.

Maybe I'm being too charitable

[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago

It's like realizing that what feminists have been saying about toxic masculinity and male violence has been true all along, but instead of arriving at the sane conclusion that we gotta reexamine masculinity, he just copes and says it's cool that men are always an inch away from going mass shooting mode.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

He's saying that men will do violence if you do that, whereas women will not.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago

Dilbert is a comic about being gay with your dad.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago

can't even dip my pinky in a cop's ass anymore, this is because of Woke

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago

Why are reactionaries like this

[–] [email protected] 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The elements of violence he sees in all conversations are his own weird desires.

stuff

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

"Doing normal stuff we all want to do--like jamming my fingers up my dad's b-hole--is completely off the table in this violent society."

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

The high IQ brain genius meme pfp next to sticking your finger in your dad's ass is so funny

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (1 children)

geordi-no Sticking a finger in your Dad's ass

geordi-yes Sticking a finger in your Daddy's ass

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

chapo: be gay with ur dad

scott adams: that, but more rapey

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

this dude just wanted an excuse to post about fingering his dad's butt

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If Scott Adams channeled even half of this type of energy into Dilbert that strip would be amazing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Hell even this bit, with HR reading messages from Dilbert's boss trying to explain what Dilbert said without sounding insane or starting a sexual harassment claim, editing his message every minute for like 10 minutes, not realizing they can see the edits.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

My "you have permission to finger my butthole" shirt is raising lots of questions about implied violence already answered by my shirt

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Scott Adams needs a spot on TAFS

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

How would Terminal Aerodrome Forecasts help?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

This motherfucker just said " SA your dad and see if he gets mad" didn't he?

Who the actual fuck even thinks like that?

Dilbert was trash too.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

scott adams: men are the inherently violent gender (Lyudmila Pavlichenko: am i a fucking joke to you?) which is a good thing somehow, except when brown people do it, in which case it is bad, but it is still good when we use our 'smart' (white) violence to stop their 'dumb' (brown) violence. I am very smart and correct because i am afraid to stick my fingers in my dads ass hole. if u disagree its implicitly because ur gay with ur dad lol

fucking 12 year old brained posting from a grown ass man

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

without permission

scared

Is he ok with fingering your dad if your dad is into it??

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I'm more trying not to think about what he does to his mom.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Libertarian moment.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm kinda glad back in my Livejournal days I got to be witness to this dude's early descent into madness. I felt like the only one not shocked by his behavior in the past few years.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I don't think women react particularly well to having their anuses non-consensually fingered either. Submissive bottoms are the only non-violent people.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

In the heat of the moment, Tops can go for it as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bet you'd be more likely to get away with it though, see public transport in Japan.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I know groping is a big issue on trains in Japan, but I think it rarely if ever reaches anal penetration.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Who tf is this and wtf is Gilbert

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

This guy wrote a mildly popular newspaper comic and he thinks that makes him a Randian Superman.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

You know just yesterday I was thinking "I haven't heard from Scott Adam's lately, I wonder what he's up to"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The problem with Texas is that they are unaware of the power of assblasting their dads.

Also:

data-laughing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Was he like this before the weird experimental brain surgery