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[–] [email protected] 87 points 9 months ago (3 children)

in the 80s, pizza hut had sit down restaurants with multiple arcade machines, soda fountains, and it was a place to hang out for hours. usually in proximity to a skating rink, an arcade, or a mall. in some communities, some fast food joints still have the status of being "the spot" for a group of elderly people to congregate and gossip in the early hours.

once all the other pizzerias were gone, pizza hut got rid of the arcade machines and restaurants and it just became a slop serving kitchen with delivery drivers. the skating rinks and arcades also closed and the malls died. very few residential areas have welcoming third places within walking distance anymore. every place except bars seem primarily interested in getting people in and out as fast as possible.

i get why people are nostalgic for the american landscape 40 years ago. it definitely had some stupid shit and people are certainly confused about what their nostalgia is really for, but in some ways its like most of the US was carpeted with neutron bombs and we're living in the sparse ruins and scavenged detritus of a mostly forgotten machine that was once buzzing with people loitering and hanging out.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

once all the other pizzerias were gone, pizza hut got rid of the arcade machines and restaurants and it just became a slop serving kitchen with delivery drivers. the skating rinks and arcades also closed and the malls died

Once porky beat the competition at their own game, they were free to enshittify it to make as much money as possible

Something about the falling rate of profit

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pizza Hut, like most corpo stuff, got completely gutted in the pursuit of some short term gains. It’s almost funny watching it happen from afar, until you start working for a corp yourself that gets a new ceo and starts trading in every bit of love for the brand by shitting it up so they can get a quick stock push. It’s fucking insanity working at the lowest levels seeing it all crumble.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My employer was the only one left in our space that hadn’t been bought by private equity. We had a massive advantage in the market with an excellent reputation. The owner decided to retire after Covid but he had no savings because he’d kinda just thrown his entire life into the company. He was no pauper but he didn’t have shit for retirement. So he sold the company for enough money to set him up for the next 30 years and bounced. Our healthcare, which was better than any healthcare package I’d ever seen, was the first thing to go. We went through a new CEO every year for 3 years and continued acquiring companies and it’s so fucking corporatized now. My job involves so much meta-job tracking and bullshit now and we’ve really just lost a certain something about the work culture that I loved.

I once walked into the old CEO’s office and yelled at him for half an hour about some bullshit policy they were trying to push that was gonna pile a bunch of extra work on my department. He took it and rolled it back that afternoon. I’d never be able to get away with that now. Everyone from the mid level managers and up is playing the dumb power games that drive me nuts where no one ever says what they mean or mean what they say. It’s like everyone’s so scared of losing their lackeys that they don’t let themselves actually give a shit about how the company works. Something something Graeber.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

it's funny how most pro-capitalist simps imagine your initial experience with the old CEO as the "real capitalism" that is missing somehow. they want to put the genie back in the bottle.

..not realizing it's no different then remembering the "one good Emperor/king/dynasty" golden age between all the horrible baby butchering fiddle while it burns types and then the endless stream of royal failsons

obvious solution is to democratize it all but all of us here know what that actually means the-doohickey porky-scared

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I think this is spot on. When you put that much unchecked power in one person’s hands, it’s just a dice roll. And with the class interests of workers and owners being opposed, it’s a weighted dice roll. I happened to get lucky that my despot was able to look past the next quarter’s profits. And now that private equity has fully taken over our industry, there’s no dice roll left. Everyone’s getting fucked no matter who they work for.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

i get why people are nostalgic for the american landscape 40 years ago. it definitely had some stupid shit and people are certainly confused about what their nostalgia is really for, but in some ways its like most of the US was carpeted with neutron bombs and we're living in the sparse ruins and scavenged detritus of a mostly forgotten machine that was once buzzing with people loitering and hanging out.

damn, that's good. the absence of ANY FUCKING THIRD PLACES AT ALL (besides like bars) is pretty fucked up. I hate it here but I have nowhere else to go and I don't know where it's any different that I could afford to live.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Everyone who thinks this is a bad take needs to remember what home cooking was like for white people in the 1950s

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The allegory of the cave, just with food.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

che-smile that one is going to stick with me

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

you know what these healthy veggies need? to be encapsulated in a matrix of rendered animal bones!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Don't worry, agar can always be substituted in if you want to spread the misery around.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

That's Aunt Myrnie's party cheese salad...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I've seen way worse in britain, scandinavia, or even other 1950s america stuff (literal mayo covered slop)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

My grandmother had Gourmet Meals Made In The Microwave and it was hilarious. No, do not microwave steak and potatoes to cook them lol.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Here the local pizzarias and regional chains can't really compete with Domino's, Pizza Hut not having the same presence. Any kind of diversity with pizza is restricted to either the totally static menu of the national chains or $20-30 bourgeois pizzas with a local minimum wage of $15. There's no potential for New Jersey/New York's culture of a tiny pizzaria offering cheap slices of a peasant food. It's a dead cuisine that's entirely recuperated into terrible slop or something I'm alienated from.

Right-wingers are such boring people. Their dressing-up-for-Applebees-ass tastes are the exact same as a toddler who refuses to eat anything except chicken nuggets.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Funny you should bring this up because I only use the pizza place near me that offers a large for $11. Compare this to the boutique ass pizzeria up the road that starts at $19 and change for a large, the mom and pop place is so much better and cheaper too, they also offer by the slice.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

The cheapest I can think of within a 20 minute~ drive:

Slice: $5 from a single location that I think is owned by a large investment group otherwise driving up the local rents. There are two other options I can think of which start at like $8/slice for pretentious dada pizza.

Carry-out large one topping pizza: $8 from Domino's, $9 from a pseudo-state level chain that's owned by a national company.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Domino's had a massive drop in food quality over the past two years in my country. I straight up can't eat it anymore without nearly throwing up. I only way pizzas from actual Pizzerias now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's how I've felt about Papa John's since 2007

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

There's no potential for New Jersey/New York's culture

The general restaurant scene anywhere outside of the NY tristate area (and maybe Chicago/Seattle) feels like the Great Depression

Tennessee, Ohio, Mississippi, every type of cuisine (including pizza) sucks except for BBQ. And you can get decent BBQ in the Northeast too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I'm lucky to have such variety, then. Granted, a combination of a college scene and former/current Mafia living here leaves me spoiled for choice on pizza.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The last straw was a few years ago when the deep dish pizza became a thin crust and the thin crust became a paper plate with sauce on it.

Just give me the damn deep dish, dough is cheap, there is no way your margins are that desperate.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

The job I just started claimed during training they only make a penny profit off each sale. Admittedly it’s a grocery store, but felix voice no fucking way dude, what a weaselly liar

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Also Pizza Hut's only selling point was their crust was basically deep-fried. Soooo oily.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Was Pizza Hut employing 12 year olds.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Anyone with boomer parents or relatives knows they have the worst taste in food imaginable.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

But Chili's has the fajita trio!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Capitalism breeds innovation (cheese stuffed cheese pizza with extra cheese)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

I don’t think this take is saying that chain restaurants were actually exciting in the mid/late 20th century in the abstract, but rather what the perspective of the time was. Boomers were the proverbial frog thinking it was getting a gradually warmer bath and millennials/zoomers are staring at the rotting piles of overcooked amphibian parts.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

Wow, I thought Gorby was dead!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Yeah congrats you are only 25% there in realizing that capitalism hollowed out everything the Boomer gens had and now we get nothing but sad depressing shit but are now trapped in some weird boomer nostalgia pit

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Treatbrain is terminal, Lindy gunpoint-alt

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Find someone who looks at you the way that cook looks at their shift manager.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

TastefulLindy? This isn't the Lindy Man we know and love

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

lindy change your twitter handle