this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 72 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Lmao that's awesome when did we get the red triangle emote

[โ€“] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago

@whyesseff is always on the prowl for new and relevent emojis.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I think last week, actually.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

those al qassam vids be like

hamas-red-triangle

does-he-know DOES HE KNOW?

[โ€“] [email protected] 62 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago

his head just did that

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He didn't... Ahem... take the shot.

[โ€“] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait the US is literally fighting directly in Gaza?

[โ€“] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes. No. Maybe. Idk the details but I bet the news mega could explain what we know so far. idk how they'd know this guy was delta, but I guess if they got him and managed to check his tags or wallet they could get his name.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Yes. No. Maybe. Idk

can you repeat the question

you're not the boss of me now

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

american guys be named Humber

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Bobson Dugnutt

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Dude had a fake american name from a japanese SNES baseball game

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago

glee uncritical support to Al Qassam

[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Is this fake news because I thought the USA didn't have forces fighting in Gaza

[โ€“] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago

The USA having unacknowledged fighting forces in countries around the globe? Shocking, unprecedented.

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

yea i dont think its real, cant find anything on it from any source apart from twitter

three did get killed in a drone attack in jordan though

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago
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[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (4 children)

His head got owned by one of these.

Anti-materiel rifle

.50 BMG

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

If itโ€™s only his head that is missing how are they certain he is dead?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm a little sad that an Anti-Material rifle doesn't look like something out of Unreal Tournament.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Anti-Material Rifle but the term "material" is being used in the metaphysical sense

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Holy shit lol, guess his funeral wont be open casket

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

21st century guillotining

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tracking this back, looks like the guy's actually know as Hamper Henry, which is a worse name.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Bobson Dugnutt sounding ass

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Must have been awfully tricky to kill him in Gaza when he wasn't even there, right? Maybe he was just there not in a military capacity, but on a personal tour of the site of his future beach house, since Palestinians obviously just willingly abandoned their land.

Anyway... crab-party

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

Another worthless fascist down

packwatch

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

Will he be honoured by Israel by having his cum retrieved?

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

More like Humber Shot-in-the-headry! kelly

[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

TAKBIR! TAKBIIIIIIR! โ˜๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Al Qassam having to rely on anti materiel rifles to get through the thick skull of an American is a good bit

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

another kkkrakkker down

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.