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Take The Bait 😈👽 (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fr, do people get their Reddit shit posting monetized?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Just in their wet dreams.

Oh, YouTube and instagram-influencer, who repost and explain the joke get paid.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Congrats! You are now monetized!

You will now get $0.01 for every lemmy post you make that gets 100,000 upvotes!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you started with 1 million euros andgave everyone who reaches 10000 upvotes on lemmy 1 million euros, you would still be a millionaire

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well I couldn't make the deal too tempting, or someone would think they're funny and make a bot instance and get votes to like 1 million.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

You could add the condition of not using bots to upvote a post and if someone gets 10000 upvotes just assume it happened because of bots and not give anyone money

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Why monetize Lemmy when you can just argue and collect Sorosbux?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

What is the current conversation rate of Stanley Nickels to Sorosbux?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sorosbux don't pay the bills 😡

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Tell that to all the leftists that Soros funds! /s

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The leftists need to realise that the average person is left with no choice but to capitalise. 😈 Unemployment rising, inflation increasing. Live in the UK and you'll see what I mean. 👍

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Set up a brand deal, that's what I did. Post via nord VPN

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I would also like this lemmy money or maybe l'monay if you're french or fancy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Best we can do is lemonade, take it or leave it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

me drinks it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'll bite. What are the other 7? If this turns into an ad I don't think it will turn out the way you expected

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

🤫🤫. You're not suppose to know my secrets. But I will tell you, I'm cashing in on Lemmy. 😈

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Power to you. I was fully expecting a crypto scam.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

You can join my crypto discord server for only $299 a month. 🤫🤝

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How do I get money?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Going to work is an option

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Sounds like something a rentpig would say

[–] [email protected] -3 points 9 months ago

I thought you mfs hate work and your boss. Wtf? Luckily, I don't work for one no more..