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[–] [email protected] 216 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Friendly reminder that blue lives don't exist.

You choose to be a cop you don't choose your skin color

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Exactly. But the “blue lives matter” group only formed as a counter to Black Lives Matter so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah... But it was promoted through money paid by Russian Intelligence in order to sow racial discord in America.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/russians-biggest-facebook-ad-promoted-blue-lives-matter

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Somehow, that makes perfect sense. I’m not even a little surprised by that

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is my favorite argument to tell blue lives matter people. Along with my original point

I've even gotten a few of them to truly understand that it is inherently racist by design by using these two arguments specifically

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

You mean ACAB doesn't mean Assigned Cop At Birth?? 😱

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I'm stealing this! Right on. "Blue Lives Matter" is just for Smurfs and the cyanotic.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

The Dunmer haven't been this shook since Red Mountain erupted.

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[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if it's counted, is it even more dangerous, counted using the same metrics? I have no idea, but it's not far-fetched that it's not, at least if we mean American soldiers. Like, it's way more dangerous to be an Iraqi civilian than an American soldier.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's not a job.

It's an adventure!

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago (5 children)

But the other professions don’t need to defend themselves against blatant racism and abuse of power. “This is a dangerous profession, which is why we shot an unarmed black teenager 117 times.”

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The most dangerous part of police work is vehicle accidents, just like delivery drivers.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Covid was also a top fatality result of police for a while there. Just showcasing their amazing decision making skills as they refuse to get vaccinated.

Clearly they represent the best of the best there.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

My local city jail literally got shut down by the tail-end of the pandemic, because of all the COVID outbreaks due to none of the cops would wear masks.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Delivery drivers also are more likely than police to be subject to robberies...

It's also not unheard of for robbery to end in murder.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (8 children)

You forgot sex workers, which is actually the most dangerous job.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Hand, blow, feet, rim, z. It's 5 of the "6 other jobs.'

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People forget about deep sea welders. Literally 15% fatality rate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That's insane. How in the world do they rationalize that to themselves?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because they make ridiculous amounts of money. There are very few people who can do the job, it's extremely dangerous and even if you don't get injured or killed, it's very hard on your body. Iirc most divers only do it 2-3 times a year because it takes a long time to safely decompress at the depths they usually work at (it can take days or even weeks) and then they have to take time off to physically and mentally recover.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Compress a large percentage of the world’s wealth into a small fraction of the population and suddenly 150k dollars a year, to potentially more based on the danger, seems worth it to some people.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As far as i know the most dangerous job is either Under Water Welder or Septic tank diver (yes thats a thing) among those, most heavy industry Jobs are very dangerous as well (mining, steelworks...)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Septic tank diver is the shittiest job. Change my mind.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I could make one up, but literally submersing yourself is hard to beat. Um... how about Professional sewage-eating-contest contestant?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I thought the most dangerous one was president, at an 18% fatality rate (8 out of 45 so far)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (11 children)

What about fire fighters? At least they do everything in their power to keep your dog alive.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

So they're the opposite of the ATF?

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where do you get the idea that pilot is the 3rd most dangerous job? How often do you hear about pilots dying? And more dangerous than driving jobs? Lol no.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (11 children)
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah, I'd transition too.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It's because they have too much power. Gets to their head. Same with politicians, though they usually don't go round shooting people.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Btw one of those six other jobs is pizza delivery.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pilots have no business being on there. Just because people are scared of flying, doesn’t mean it’s actually dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And yet they do, statistically, die more than most other jobs. Pilots have every business being on here because the comic creator just literally took a "top X dangerous jobs list" and turned it into a meme.

Passengering is safe. Piloting, less so. Just like riding in a bus is statistically safer than being a career driver. Because you get off the bus, and that driver does 7 more runs. Alongside a long-haul truck driver carrying zero people. Etc. But Piloting is more dangerous than driving a truck.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Bush pilots probably drive the statistics up pretty far because it's dangerous in general and many of them keep flying long after commercial retirement ages.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Most pilots aren't commerical passenger pilots. Most are crop dusters and priority freight

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Police officers have the highest suicide rate after Doctors and Dentists. Not sure if it's because of poor stress management or being constantly in contact with some of the shittiest people to live.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just now got a push message stating that the jobs of Dutch policemen were very dangerous, according to the union, because of bad communication technology.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Historically, shitty radio communication has gotten a LOT of people killed during emergencies. I'm perfectly willing to accept you can shave off a few percents of risk by getting Dutch cops better radios. But it's hardly going to move the needle compared to "unskilled" Labour such as construction.

I do workplace safety in the Netherlands, so allow me to trot some numbers out.

3800 people die every year as a result of their jobs. 2500 from cancer, 700 from coronary issues. Over 400 die from falling or car crashes. So about 200 people die from all the stuff you'd generally associate with gruesome workplace hazards. Now, generally when I hold this talk, the point is "stop being a moron around chemicals", but this time my point is "Dutch cops are really unlikely to die from their work".

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