X-crements
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2023
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Now everything is X.
The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.
Have you seen X's X? Yes I Xed it.
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So thatβs why Iβve been searching for βXXXβ
Yes and No? Also X.
Based on other Musk products, the answer is "sex".
"I sexed last night about pony poops."
"He sexed at me about goat groping."
"She's not sexing with me anymore."
Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model Y
Do you see it?
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Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement
πcrements
Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.
Letβs go with βXartsβ
"tens"
Haha, I love it. How very Roman.
Xitting, pronounced "shitting"
eXcretions
βTweetβ is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.
X Γ 2
Elon said theyβre Xβs
I'm sure he knows a lot about exes
And as stupid as that is, it's even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.
It's Elon, so they'll probably be called "harambes"
Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes
Twats
Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets
Xzibits
An xcreet
π©
twXt
Are we censoring "twat"?
Xeet pronounced "Sheeeet"
As in: Elon Musk's changed the name of Twitter, Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Twerx
Turts
Skeets
(Serious answer, I think it's Xeets)
pronounced as shits
Crosses
seX
You have tweets, now they're your Ex
Apparently, it's called a Post. How boring!
https://www.theverge.com/2023/7/29/23812780/tweet-change-name-post-x
idc
Fuck this stupid post.
kisses your forehead
So "fucks" it is then.
Tents
A brainfart
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