Great, now consulting a search engine on questions about vim the text editor will yield equally awkward results as consulting a search engine on matters concerning latex the typesetting system.
this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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Other examples that are horrible to search for:
matrix/element (yields html coding and other unrelated info)
Signal (pretty common term for anything but the secure messenger)
Shit, I remember googling "How to kill a child", my next search was "How to kill a child process." I'm probably on a list somewhere.
I think we've all been at a point like this
For matrix i only got the movie's as a result
While I understand the idea behind the naming scheme of matrix, it's an awful name. The naming behind synapse/dendrite is better I believe. But I don't have a better idea.
It was renamed, thats what pisses me off. The client was renamed from riot (much more unique in software context) to element. I assume riot was not investor friendly which is a lame ass reason too.
Vim commandline goes :BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Another thing that's hard to quit.
How do vim exit me?
Reboot the whole system.
I don't like your name..
How to turn off that vim wand
just say you prefer nano,
it will instantly kill the vibe
I'm a micro fan myself, but I imagine that'll give the same results
Why doesn’t this damn thing have a simple off switch like everything else?
Greybeard/greypube: “Ahhctually it is fast and simple and it’s not funny that noobs can’t rtfm. How hard is it to remember squeeze, twist, remove?”
␛⃣ :q! ⏎⃣
Classic VIM. It's not intuitive and probably won't get the job done unless you really know what you're doing.
🤔 wondering what the emacs equivalent would be
i think emacs can probably already do that with the right plugins
Apparently, ice cream.
There are also several financial institutions named emaqs:-P
And an Employee Management and Compensation System in California:-D.
Esc Meta Alt Ctrl Shift: "hotkeys" will never be the same again...
I use vim btw
neo(n orange)vim
Does it have plugin support?
Vagina instant massaging
€150 is crazy.
For quality battery one's, it's not, but these may be dropshipping garbage.
Hitachi still top dog. And is 150.
But the vim is nice for people who want to be able to start at a lower speed.
Def worth the cost.
Hitachi hasn't made them since 2013, but the quality ones are up there, yes.
They still are made by Hitachi, but they changed the name to stop the association
Move around your back with jklm.
High on demand!