this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2023
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@[email protected]: "Meal looks good, now for a bit of ambience, needs some Rick Astley serenading me!"

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's getting too English. Make it more French.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

...by adding some croissants, as they famously go together very well with soggy beans!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Give him one of those beefy trogdor arms

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

By "him" you mean the Lemmy logo or Mr. Astley?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Why not both?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Put the video in full screen mode, make a screenshot while the interface is still visible, print that screenshot in gray scale and take a picture of it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Then, recolour it with MS Paint

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I think it's about time to deepfry it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Do every comment on this post

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Add some chemical hydrocarbon structures

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How complex on a scale of Methane to C 1134 H 1146?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Due to day 10 a C10 H 22

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Add grated Parmesan cheese to the beans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Where is the lamb sauce?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

put cheese on toast

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I want to see the terminator arm Disappearing in the beans. You know, with the thumb up gesture.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

eat the sky