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With all those challenges everywhere, the question is how many sub-internets there are... One for humans, another one for bots... Maybe one for cats as well? Maybe there's an axolotl-net, guarded by strange captchas? Or a cthulu-net, with questions beyond human comprehension?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Do you think cats post people videos and binge them?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Don't know how cute they think we are... Then again, I don't know if they even know that concept of "cuteness" or if they just always want to eat stuff they find nice.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

So who said it was “cute”?

“Check out this dumbass. Not even the DOG would eat that!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Well the whole reason kittens are cute is so their mothers protect them and don't abandon them. Many mammals are cute as babies for this same reason.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

They post pictures of cat food bowls that are full of food except for the middle of the bowl, and complain about how they're being starved to death.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

They use the robot captchas to train humans to behave more robotically.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Prove you are cat: Select all things that can be pushed off a table.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

selects everything

always

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Wait, has the logo for Skynet always been the logo for American Megatrends?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Shhh... That's the part you never mention loudly. Just wait until all our mainboards rise on judgement day.