this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

Even in the kitchen

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah. A meme that is just straight up wrong. That never happens.

I mean, if it was named after Julius Caesar, why? We should eat it with knives or something. I’m sure they had Dijon and Worcestershire sauce in 50 BCE. Wonder what mental retcon people have made up to claim the association.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Isn't the salad just an effigy of his death? I mean you stab it with your fork multiple times when you eat it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I always thought it was named after the man because you have to stab at the stupid fucking croutons at least as many times as caesar himself just to get one on your fork or break it up. I hate those little fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Plus he always smelled of sardines, cheese and eggs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

It's not named after the emperor, it's named after the dog whisperer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Yeah, that IntelliJ looks untrustworthy

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Of September, right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Can't see a Caesar and not want a Caesar

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This will confuse Americans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Not in the mountain west it won't. Except for the okra.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I've heard some tourist areas have picked up on it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If I see this meme one more time, I am going to travel back in time and kill whoever killed Caesar so I don’t have to see it again

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Pretty sure they're already dead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Mid salad, much prefer a Greek salad. Croutons hurt my mouth. :(