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submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 7 months ago (2 children)

at least all those state actors will have to fight it out to control my system

and i have an excuse for poor application performance

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's not my fault it takes ages to compile. It's the government non mandated backdoors binaries causing it to take 3 hours instead of 2:59:59.5

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

What's the real mind-blower: if some guy's computer was slow, the entire world would get a backdoor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Can’t we dynamically link them?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

[–] [email protected] 57 points 7 months ago

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago

Yet people give me shit when I say “I don’t want that js tool because it has too many dependencies”

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

One of those backdoors is in the front.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Thats the back backdoor