MeDuViNoX

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok, but what valuables do I find to steal?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

You know people are saying it anyway, so I guess I'll take the down votes...

Apparently the Direction was down. 💀

RIP

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Smash everything and flip the place like the feds.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Plastic bottlenose dolphins.

 
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[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry to have Ą̷̺̥̝̗̥̙͚̤̘͛̿͋͗̐̐̀̇̏͌̂͒͆͠n̶̢̛͇̰̬̪̥̾́̈́͗́̑͛́̓̎̀́͗̓́̏̈́̀͑͘̚͝n̷̙͙͎̰̲̥̻̞͇̫̬̭͖̯̭͚̯͈̬̗͕͒̌͌̄͒͛͒͛̋͒̈́̐͑͘̕̚̕̕͝ͅơ̷̜̗̗͚͍̖͈̟̼̯̟̠͖͕͔̜̫̥͕̦̞͙̍͛̈́̿͒̀͊̓͌́͆̇̈́͛̕͠͠y̸̨̛̤̺̹̖̼̻̆͋͂́͗̂͌͑̓͐̊̓̈́̃͘͝e̷̪̰̐͛̔́̈́́̌̏̇̽̿͋͂͐̈́̕͝͝͝d̴̛͍͖̯̯̬͎͕̯̦͙̿̉͛̈́͐͜͜ you.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why are you browsing WTF at work? 🤔

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Cropping 💯 (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I work with a Furman, like not even a furry. (As far as I know.)

Maybe you could shorten Thurman to Thurry?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Man, how much of a pain must it be to shave around those giant moles every day?

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Bless 🙏🏻 (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Gawrsh Rule (sh.itjust.works)
 

 
 
 
 
 

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ether(ul)eal (sh.itjust.works)
 
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echidna rule (sh.itjust.works)
 
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