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[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

"They said I wouldn't shit on 'em.

I spread my cheeks and hit them with an absolute screamer."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Idk what this is from but it's pretty great.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

They forgot I'm him. I'm him-ulation. I am Him Kardashian, Himbuktu, Himon and Pumbaa. I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm a hundred percent Himalayan. Fuck it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Call that pussy The Matrix 'cause I'm in this bitch and I can't get out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

She wanted dick but I gave her crack

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

We smokin symbiotes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

What is a Reddit?

A miserable little pile of lies!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm smoking filtered crack, you stupid piece of shit.

Edit: nah I can't forget about this one:

"Fuck it, I ate the opp."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I get mad Boomhauer vibes from this, man.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I'm with you, my Internet searches are always -reddit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I'm at the bank, boutta withdraw all of it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"What is Reddit? A miserable pile of bigots!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The Smith and Wesson got me moving like an invasive species.