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MichaelxJoAnn Rule (lemm.ee)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago

My wife: They don't even sell the same stuff.

Me:Yeah, I'm sure they had to split their assets in the divorce.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Too bad they were just capitalists that ran out all the cool local stores and all share the same shitty patterns and designs.

[–] ososalsosal 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is this like Aldi and Lidl, or Puma and Adidas?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What’s the story behind Aldi and Lidl?

[–] ososalsosal 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Warring brothers started each one

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's not the case, there's an ALDI north and south. The brothers Albrecht split because of a dispute on weather or not they should sell cigarettes. ALDI = Albrecht Discount.

[–] ososalsosal 2 points 6 months ago

Oh for real? I heard the wrong story then

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You had me at swing scraping.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

It was just a misunderstanding!

https://www.hobbylobby.com/Clearance/Clearance--Seasonal/Clearance--Spring-Shop/Welcome-Pineapple-Metal-Wall-Decor/p/81113322

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

It's because Michael got caught with his knick-knacks in a Hobby Lobby.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There’s no way Michael is straight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

This makes a lot more sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Don’t forget Hobby Lobby masturbating in the corner