this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We need to prove that the swimming pool is functional! (also that's kind of cute even if totally inapropriate, I love it)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Me too! I love his expression.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I honestly don't get it. Him being in the picture is inappropriate?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To advertise a house you usually choose clean, profesionnal looking pictures. That one looks like a vacation picture, it does not fit the tone I guess. Also house selling pictures don't have people in it. (no weird sexual meaning here, just wrong context for that picture)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

no weird sexual meaning here

Too bad. Thanks for the explanation though

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He doesn't own the house. He's just a dude that hangs out and uses the hot tub. He's staying when the house sells.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He also dispenses heart containers to adventurers passing by.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

It's beautiful, I see why they included the picture.

Also, the flowers are nice.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I dunno I kinda want to buy the house more with a picture of this guy having a good hot tub time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

He looks so content in that pool, I want to feel like that, too.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are just being jealous.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jealous of a back deck with a hot tub surrounded by lovely flowers? Hell yeah I am! Even the dude looks like he’s be good company.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The look of contemptedness is meant to make you jealous so you want to buy the house and have what he has ! (this hapiness is unfortunately not tied to the hot tub, but now you can be in debt AND miserable in a hot tub)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you mean contentedness. You’re confusing content (being happy) with contempt (strong dislike or lack of respect). The sound fairly similar in English. I think it’s safe to say I’ll never own property, let alone one with a deck and hot tub! But I’m happy enough with a glass of wine in the bath 🛁

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Darn it ! I doubted myself and changed it before posting. thanks for correcting me, I need it sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No problem! Your English is really really good - I checked your profile before I commented to check it wasn’t your native tongue!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Honestly this is adorable.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Bob for scale

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Does it come with the man?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

My neighbor is doing FSBO right now. He posted 12 pictures of his house. 4 are inside, and they only cover the kitchen and main living space. No bedrooms, no bathrooms, no basement... I don't understand

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Stop making me wake up the baby with laughter 😆

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Just so you know, that isn't the current homeowner. Bob and his family come with the property due to a technical loophole in the 18th amendment.

You can see he is quite happy with the arrangement.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What are the other 81 photos like though?!