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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Drag queens have the best names. My favorite from this season of RuPaul's Drag Race is Amanda Tori Meating.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

She should have been an email.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't you mean Annie Mail?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Well played. 👏

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Do library cats' names count? Like Catticus Finch and the Great Catsby?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Chairman Meow Zedong

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

My friend lived in a house with 4 other guys and all but one was athletic and outdoorsy. The other guy was a WOW addicted Mexican who never left his room except to get food deliveries or cigarettes. The others called him The Brown Recluse.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I thought it was a ma squiggly and got confused

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I see what you did there!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Alotta Fagina - Austin Powers:International Man of Mystery

Also, I used to have a friend called BroDeal because he used to flip land. Then he became an Ayahuasca shamen and now people call him "the profit"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Pizza delivery for, I. C. Weiner

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Donald Glover goes over his own name in one of his stand up specials. His parents named him “Don Glover”. I guess it’s better than Tess Tickles.

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Oswald Endswel

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Ah thank you, it's about time I replay Ace Attorney

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Here in dutchland this family by the name of 'Modder' (meaning mud) gave their baby girl the traditional Frisian name 'Fokje', which is female of 'Fokke' which is Frisian for Alphonse.

They obviously didn't speak English as 'Fokje Modder' pronounces as 'Fuck yer mother'.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I read "dutchland" as "Deutschland" (which means Germany)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Also also, herr van Lemmy, das klinkt wie Duitsland!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

O’ranjelo and L’monjelo. I was told these were names of real kids, but that was third hand information and i was a kid myself, so probably just someone goofing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

It was actually a GURPS character I made for a homebrew setting. It was a male techpriest named Silas Berg who fell out of the imperium and was working to get back to his home. It took something like 6-8 months before my GM noticed, because I only ever used the full name once (initial introduction), then only ever called myself Sy in all interactions after that.

The day that he finally noticed glorious. He had captured our party and was going through the prisoner list. He got to me, read out 'Sy Berg's, and I swear you could see him bluescreen for a second when he realized that he'd been running a game with a cyborg named cyborg for months without noticing.

Easily one of my favorite experiences in a TTRPG. I'm hopeful that when I get around to running my own game, I'm able to work in the story I've got in my head about the library dungeon that culminates in a fight with a wyrm. I really hope I get a similar reaction when I reveal that it's actually a bookwyrm.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Trace for a third child

The often repeated Carson for a boy born in the car on the way to the hospital.

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Hairy Pitts

Ella Vader

Shanda Lee

Robin Banks

Chris P. Bacon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

There was a Harry A. Hole in my hometown

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

“Can I be frank with you?”

“Sure! You be Frank and I’ll be Ernest”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Playing D&D, we inherited a haunted tavern that was home to a ghost named Lift (tbf, that's the name we gave it since it could only communicate by lifting things). After we solved the mystery of Lift and allowed the spirit to pass on to the afterlife, we renamed the tavern The Lifted Spirits.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
  • Richard “Dick” Fitzwell
  • Harry Balsagna
  • Adolf Oliver Busch
  • Mike Rotch
  • Pat McRoyne
  • Ben Dover
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

E. Norma Stitts

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Not a name, but a fun one...

The Bible is not an archaic edict.

Because you can't have archaic and edict too!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I like the robot in the dogman books named 80-Hexotron Droidformigon. AKA: 80-HD

Colonel Angus is always a classic.

Not sure if it was a real name or a joke, but I had a service ticket once for Stu Pedasso. It gave me a light chuckle.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

There was a NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle. The only motorsportsman I'm aware of named after a symptom of enlarged prostate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm currently playing in two D&D 5e campaigns.

Silver-Dragonborn Cleric, Twilight Domain named:

Argentus

The other is a Shadar-kai Circle of Moon Druid. His name is:

Hrast Quercus

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't get the second one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Hrast is Croation for Oak.

Quercus is the genus of the oak tree

So his name is Oak Oak.

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Mike Ochzarekt
Mike Rustibalz
Micah Misztiki

Mike names go on for miles

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bond movies cringe at this thread.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

What's so wrong about Pussy Galore, Holly Goodhead, Honey Ryder, Dr. Molly Warmflash and Octopussy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

And, if we're being blunt and using British slang, Roger Moore.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

Nothing. Those have style. My point exactly.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

This is a scene from asdfmovie (I can't remember which one in the series):

"Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.

Why did you name me this way?"