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cross-posted from: https://kbin.social/m/my_mouldy_memes/t/310875

tweet by BLACKLIVESMATTER @zinubsid:
delete a letter of his name from your contacts everytime he makes you upset. when his names gone, he's gone. hangman that mf.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz got an advantage

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

*Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My boy Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke, the king of being toxic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What a coincidence, my name is also Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Here I come, Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonā no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke, the king of being toxic.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kid named Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kid got bigger problems lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Lmfao I thought you'd just got tired of typing names and mashed the keyboard for a bit at the end, never even considered it was real 😂

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

So is my man Al

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ty Ng is happily single.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Imagine being named Bo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Good thing John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt is my name too. In addition to a long name maybe he gets erased by accident.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

People like this always come across as looking for an excuse to break up with someone.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ever consider they're just sick of your shit?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Even that name wouldn't be enough against the sheer number of red flags the guy put out

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

All the people from Spain/Portugal laughing with they 6 names

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I knew a guy named Mallikarjuna Rao, he went by Mike, but I'd imagine with that rule he'd never be out of that relationship.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 celebrating rn

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

and A is crying in a corner

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depending on how violent or toxic the relationship it could be few letters too many.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

True, but like I replied to t he Picasso example - if there are enough red flags being thrown up, no name will save them...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mfs named jaquaviountavious:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

my bro rob is crying