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It sounds kind of sketchy, but would someone like [email protected] really be dishonest?

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[–] [email protected] 123 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yup, it's a little known secret of our economy that roughly 15% of the populace makes over $10,000 a month evaluating restaurants, aka, eating at them and filing reports.

Those reports are essential for us all, and I for one have been perpetually grateful for the knowledge I have gleaned from them.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (3 children)

But why no 21-year-old restaurant evaluators?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I reached out to The Guild of Restaurant Evaluators to ask, and they told me it was a trade secret. But then when I asked the Restaurant Evaluators Guild, they told me it's for "legal" reasons. But they put "legal" in quotes. The Evaluators Agency told me it was because nobody trusts 21 year olds, but let's face it, of the "big 3", nobody trusts The Evaluators Agency compared to the other two.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

This reads like a Terry Pratchett quote

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Are you crazy?? You can't trust a 21 year old to have a refined enough palette to be a restaurant evaluator!

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago (1 children)

WhatsApp has a zero day code execution exploit and that is probably the reason for using WhatsApp, I got a similarly odd text a couple days ago

Source: https://gbhackers.com/zero-day-exploit-whatsapp-hacker-forums/

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That does make sense. I don't use WhatsApp, so I know nothing about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I get spam, I reply with goatse

[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You know it’s legit when they ask you to move the conversation over to WhatsApp.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

I'm just surprised it wasn't Microsoft Teams. I've had fake job offers sent to me telling me to contact them over Teams before, but I always sent my resume to them first, thinking they were legitimate. This one was totally unsolicited.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago

[...] would someone like [email protected] really be dishonest?

Iphone users can never be evil, I have learned that from watching films.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's legit...

Legitimately a scam.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Kind of a fun one though. Has all the typical flags, though hides them well enough I'd bet they get above average hits. Even the haste part is hiding behind a static number of 50 positions.

I've definitely seen worse.

I may be coming off a rather silly corporate phishing training session complete with a couple incredibly easy to spot emails.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I was sceptical, but the exclamation mark convinced me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

what if it had 2?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Totally legit. Source: trust me, bro.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Love job offers that begin with, “I apologize”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

For sure. OP should give them their SSN and bank account and get started.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The scam is called pig butchering.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It is a scam but not sure this falls into pig butchering. Pig butchering is more of a romance scam.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Ah. It seems to fit this sort of scam. Didn't realize the tiddies were a necessary component.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

this

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I had a Gaia Online account with the name "Monkey Man" 20ish years ago (jesus where has the time gone) can confirm def legit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

... Did it have two ns, and were you also on the Nintendo forums?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So is that what I call you when I contact you on WhatsApp? Or do I call you Zidane?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

You can call me whatever you like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Gaia Online... now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You're going to have to do butt stuff with a broken calculator...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

normal day stuff? perfectly fine. just not for business stuff like this I'd say.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Not great, still better than SMS.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why is there a range on payment for training? You'd think that'd be standardized.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

It's based on your training GPA.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

I get texts for real (but still shitty) job offers. I think texting someone's cellphone for an unprompted job offer should be fucking illegal. I had some fucking clown recruiter call me 5 times, email me 3 times. Leave 2 voicemails, and send me 5 texts. This was all within the span of a god damn fucking HOUR. These people should be in jail.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I get lots of "Hey! We talked last week about your house! Still interested in selling? What's your cash price?" My reply is an upscaled goatse.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

This is the only appropriate response.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Damn. I guess I'm glad I'm not in demand.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sweet Jesus, is MLM not even safe? Bots mean to replace the HUN jobs? Deary Deary Deary....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

MLM? This is likely human trafficking. MLMs will gladly take your money, but the face to face interactions are at seminars well after you're hooked on the scam. Traffickers will entice you into "training" at one of their facilities right away.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Well, thats much worse.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

At the end of training they will have you pay them for training you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Ah, the old Soviet Russia con

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I'm just going to need you to fill out the form I attached to this post

Name:

Age:

Address:

Times you're out of the house:

SSN:

Mother's maiden name:

Credit card info to reserve free training:

Crypto wallet credentials to link with our secure payment system: