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What a toxic person for real though

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

guy starts crying because hes overwhelmed by his wife walking down the aisle. she starts crying because she realizes he just became gay. he cries even harder because now shes crying. then they call off the wedding and both go get gay married instead

tragic story, happens all the time

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This sounds like the plot to a good Oglaf comic strip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

You can have my Oglaf bookmark when you pry it from my warm, sticky hands.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's because he's mourning the death of his freedom.

Amirite fellas?

grillman

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

a man marrying a woman is probably the gayest thing a guy could do, tbh

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

truly heterosexual gentlemen simply rock with their fellow dudes until they are bags of bones the-boys-lthe-boys-r

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay to marry your wife?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Yes :sicko-lesbian:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fellas, is it gay to love your wife

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nothing is gayer than heterosexuality.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Is it gay to have emotions?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Homosexuality is when you have a wife and the longer you are married, the more homosexuality it is

wolff-shining

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

homo = same, remaining married and sexual to the same woman---extremely homo. case closed. very-smart

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I want to believe this is a bit, but I'm going to look up her art just to see...

Ah, she's not an artist, she's an aspiring grifter saying stupid things for attention. Everything from the name to the dollar-store philosophizing smells like someone who is trying to secure the NRX bag and failing.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"Mulan was a really fun movie but I've realized how subversive and TRASH the message was."

damn she really makes the airhead interns at heritage or NR read like edmund burke

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Megha Lillywhite

Oh come on, how can that possibly be real

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reminder that Minyon Moore is a real name, so everything's possible

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Reality Winner marked the simulation name generator's breaking point.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

She was obviously talking about a boywife

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would cry if she walked down the aisle towards me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Same.

LOVE KNOWS NO GENDER BORDERS

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Monogamy is bourgeoisie decadence.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

gulag

bourgeois is the adjective

bourgeoisie is the noun

you are going to jail

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm agreeing with this unless I do it and then it's not true. Will never find out though. Sick of all the tears in this world.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Gunna' go cry at someone else's bride and broadcast fucked up vibes i to the world.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yeah, Good. Okay.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"Good one" ideology and its consequences. yea

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'more female drone pilots' is my entire personality

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This particular individual thinks women should just be baby factories.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

perhaps the babies should be the drone pilots then.

Fuck it, we need more factory drone baby pilots.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Surely this is in jest good ser

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah this person is a retvrn to tradition type and seems to get off on being awful. https://nitter.net/meghaverma_art/with_replies

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Reads comments

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Catgirl Kulak

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The Canadian Truckery Convoy was a great RETVRN victory! scared-fash

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm irony poisoned enough to believe it's a joke.

But joker-dancing IT'S NOT LMAO