AssaultRifle15

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[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

The biggest warcrime on display here is that hair, am I right, ladies?

 

Mine is purple. Specifically lavender or lilac, depending on how I'm feeling at the time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Egg Head's portrait is better in the original. That's about it.

 
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You've got it right, this is just a bad thread.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can't be bothered to ever measure out my instant coffee, so I use decaf instead. You get a robust flavour and a respectable amount of caffeine through sheer volume.

 
[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

I always knew Karl Marx and Freddy Pringles were fake communists.

[โ€“] [email protected] 53 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Vaping and getting a handy in public sounds like a great date night, I don't know what the failing New York Times is talking about.

 

It tastes exactly the same as the sparkling wines that come at a fraction of the price. The wily frogs have bamboozled me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 65 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fish hook theory is proved correct once again. Libs and Conservatives are both fully on board with the "facts don't care about your feelings" method of argument and don't seem to understand that being smarmy to people who are miserable doesn't get them to like you.

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 11 months ago

It makes my heart glad that all the innocent lambs were able to come together to shank the big bad wolf.

[โ€“] [email protected] 97 points 11 months ago (19 children)

Blackface and redface at the same time- that's some very efficient racism.

 
 
 

I gave him a warm bowl of my piss to drink at least twice a week, and this is how he repays me? Some people are just fundamentally uncivilized.

 

I've got long, wavy hair that I'm trying to figure out what to do with. I already had my manbun phase nearly a decade ago, and settling for a plain, unadorned ponytail is more than a bit gauche. I've been thinking of putting a nice silk ribbon in there, but I'm worried that instead of looking like a modern man who doesn't feel threatened by wearing traditionally feminine accessories, that I'll instead just look like some sort of colonial re-enactor. I'm trying to find examples of manly men with hair ribbons and I'm coming up with absolutely nothing. Does anyone have suggestions for what I should be going for?

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