BD1sHappyFeet

Oof. Socks are generally not considered a beginner's project, I'm afraid. Turning the heel and stitching the toe together at the end are easier done once you have a bit of comfort with what you're doing. You don't have to be an expert, though; even a couple of dishcloths could get you well on your way.

I never thought about it like that, but that explains why I played through Borderlands 2 over and over again while doing chemo. Everything hurt but I could still mow down some baddies.

I have a cat named Scooter, too. Scooters of the world unite! If there's treats involved.

Would that help?

I want to have two, named Fuck Around and Find Out. That is one serious face.

I'm not respectful of others' beliefs when they're idiotic.

In other astonishing news, water is wet and we've fucked up this planet.

Why does his face remind me of the Phantom of the Opera? Maybe there will be an unfortunate chandelier falling incident.

I've heard that before. Feel like it's not actually her quote.

And it used to take SO LONG for all of it to load!

Jesus looks like a woman with stick on facial hair and the hands of Emperor Palpatine. The driver looks like Bruce Campbell with a smaller chin. I feel like this means I should put down the phone and go to bed.

Yes! I'm talking and making perfect sense, then it slowly dawns on me that what I'm talking about was actually what I was just dreaming and not reality. Even though I know what happened, it leaves me confused as all hell.