CandyPants

joined 1 year ago

I turned my PC off during the "don't switch off" symbol in five different games to see what would happen and boy was this an annoying experiment in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He needs to do some finger stretches..... cause it looks like he needs to log back in 5 more times.

Measure rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why am I aroused?

My landlord doesn't know I eat food ether rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Bro....

My landlord doesn't know I eat food ether rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

What's a cuck chair?

What game fits this? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

Escape from Tarkov.... Fucking hate that game!! I'll be on tonight 7pm central if anyone wants to team up.

What a classic song though in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Yeah... So fuck you for this.... And...

Reification in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Hey! Quit fucking up their anti-sports circle jerk!

GO CHIEFS!!

Why the ‘mother of all breaches’ is a wake up call for everyone in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"hop up here on the table so I can scan that ass"

Gonna need a bigger bowl! in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Less than Samsung pays to AstroTurf r/android over there.

World's Oldest Revolver (1597) in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (4 children)

As a guy who dabbles a lot in black powder guns..... My guess is that it was very rare to make it through a full cylinder without a malfunction

Missouri Supreme Court strikes down law against homelessness, COVID vaccine mandates in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

After the Mormons stormed a private newspaper and smashed the presses for printing bad press about them. And raised a militia... And tried to use said militia to break Joseph Smith out of jail. There's two sides to that story. The states side is preserved in law. The Mormons weren't just sitting around reading their Bibles.

I don't agree with the law lasting as long as it did. But that story is basically a who's who miserable religious fundamentalist who fucked off and founded Utah.

Edit - I was wrong. Smith was killed in Illinois. I'd encourage you to read up on it. It's a crazy story.

USS Nauvoo in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 33 points 11 months ago

You spelled "Behemoth" wrong. It's clearly spelled "Medina Station"