CthulhusIntern

joined 4 years ago
 

I wish someone would text me 20 times a day to remind me what's going on today.

 
 

Ironically, this person is probably deifying Trump just as much, if not more, than his supporters by claiming that his death would turn the tide of the Russia-Ukraine War and that it would have any pull on China.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Someday, an attorney will be like Jimmy taking down Chuck in Better Call Saul and get his client off by having someone slip fentanyl into a testifying cop's pocket.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

By 2060, Touhou fanworks will make up 10% of all artistic and literary contributions by humanity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How'd you survive getting shot repeatedly by shotguns and machine guns?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

What's your favorite classified military document?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My close friend has had stage iv cancer for a while. Earlier this week, she had to go to the hospital after weeks of unbearable pain where not even narcotics were helping. Thankfully, I misinterpreted the post from her husband about how long she had left, she does have longer than I thought, and I should be able to see her in the hospital, but it's been rough.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's almost like we don't have ulterior motives for supporting Palestinian liberation, you fucking dunce!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

He also says he's gay as hell and a top, but he actually strongly prefers women and likes bottoming.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The business goes under because no one wants to eat there because it's overpriced and understaffed. This guy is going to blame the minimum wage increase.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Critical support to United States for beating up the Bri'ish over 200 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm waiting for people to make fake QR codes that go to some malicious page, paste them over the real ones. Seems a lot easier to do than skimmers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sure you could, if it's really cartoony and make it clear that these people are awful and have learned nothing.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (4 children)

BMF should be the only user allowed to do sectarianism.

 
 

Do gingerbread people feel weird about living in gingerbread houses, that their house is made of the same material as their flesh, or in gingerbread world, is the material only the same on an atomic level, like how humans are made of carbon and so are most building materials?

 

Shopping at Target "Do I want a Sodastream? ...Nah, I don't need one."

SWAT Team runs over "YOU WILL BUY THE SODASTREAM OR WE WILL SHOOT! PUT THE SODASTREAM IN YOUR CART AND KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM!"

 

Bottom text.

 

We leftists have learned to shut the fuck up during work for a LONG time. If you really can't resist talking about how much you hate trans people or immigrants, that's a skill issue.

 

I apparently skipped level ??? and went straight to believing the Black Book is fascist propaganda. I didn’t realize I was supposed to stan Pol Pot first!

 

Proof I'm not a lib. The whole thread isn't much better.

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