Donkter

Hell, infinite monkeys over a finite amount of time or finite monkeys over an infinite amount of time does the trick.

Why does a larger volume mean the feathers are heavier?

Buy a plastic skeleton from a Halloween shop

Assigned displacement from someone absurdly confident about passing a test or job interview.

Kids

Facebook does the same thing. If you have good tracking protection/ad block it will even make you type slow.

I guess technically that's multi-million...

Meatspin?

It's probably the game that has the most disaffected centrists playing it.

I think yer gotch yerself confused there son. I don't know witchin' there point you wants to make.

And yet they ain't the ones dictatin' this time 'round here in America.

Damn that sucks. It's so arbitrary.