FordBeeblebrox

Pluto’s gonna get the last word after the other planets kicked him out of the planet club

Give me tracks or give me ~~death~~ half decent gas mileage and ability to drive on regular roads

“My science is different”

Ahh, a graduate from the Terrence Howard school for kids who can’t science good.

It’s actually an interesting conundrum. I have several relatives in the medical field and they would love to prescribe a cannabis or psilocybin treatment but cannot due to legal blocks, so they have to write an Rx for the pills. Assuming we don’t go full Gilead in the next week the research and development of natural treatments should continue, a lot of doctors are subscribing to the “plants not pills” avenue

Also the parents and families of said interred soldiers, somefuckinghow to the cheers of the crowd. This shit makes me embarrassed to be American sometimes.

Al Franken fell on his sword pretty quick after a joke bit that everyone consented to but with very few exceptions our Dems are kinda just less racist blowhards who make use of the insider trading but don’t try to bring children into factories again. The Overton window only keeps moving right and it’s painful to see.

The bullshit asymmetry principle aka Brandolini’s Law which states that debunking bad faith claims is an order of magnitude more difficult than creating the bullshit to begin with is a natural consequence of this behavior, and it’s one the conservatives have used forever. The torrent of absolute bat shit crazy nonsense flooding right wing media is extremely difficult to pull someone out of once they’ve been drawn in. We need to reinstate the Fairness Doctrine

Quick, everyone shit in your water bottle to own the libs!

I think the rumor got started because people conflated Fred and Bob Ross who was an actual Air Force DS and started painting when he got tired of screaming at people. The version I heard as a youth was the super badass SF guy with hidden tats under the shirt but you could see he had no sleeves on the show

Dispatch call for backup, the pumpkin is coming right at me!

Gotta keep those grooves clean so the blade doesn’t bind on the way down

Every time I see one of his shit takes on here for a moment a think of the actor Matt Walsh and think “oh no the funny guy is a shitbag?!”

But no it’s always this other asshole, at least I hope