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Maybe someone told him to "seize the day" in Latin and he totally misunderstood.

That's far better than where I was going with it :)

(The difference between Paris and Grimsby)

Please don’t confuse aro and ace, kissing in public is more romantic than sexual.

Depends where you are kissing the other person :)

Wouldn't the booze take care of that, though?

I just need to remember that time I said that thing to that person.

That has me wallowing in anxiety for........ oh a good long while.

That's how it looks on my dashboard.

Might be a setting in "Display My Blog" (or whatever) but I kind of like it like that

You know I hear people say that.

But my great-grandfather didn't know there was a combine-harvester behind him.

That ended up hurting him quite a lot.

That's true. I was involved in the screenshot, and I am an edgy private school kid.

Except I am not edgy, nor did I go to a private school, nor am I a kid.

But I was involved in the screenshot :)

Also goes down well if you include it in the odd sermon or two.

So not that hot then :)

You two are fucking a dragon together?

That's........... new.

Because I post the posts that show up on my dashboard.

Do you know how much work it takes to go through and find the original posts?

Some of them are ten, twenty links deep. Do I look like I have the time to navigate that many links?

(I don't).