Ioughttamow

joined 8 months ago

White and pink noise show promise in enhancing attention in those with ADHD in c/[email protected]

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Doesn’t seem to help 🫠

Never imagined stars could be so hoggish in c/[email protected]

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That’s a big chungus

MAGA Republican says anyone who didn't vote for her is a "fa***t" after losing primary in c/[email protected]

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Classy

Washed up 90s Hercules Blacksplaining what it means to be black in c/[email protected]

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I think he had a stroke or strokes at some point during Hercules

Epoch fail!!! in c/[email protected]

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Here’s our chance. Reagan should stick to acting

LAND HOE !! in c/[email protected]

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Rectum

J.D. Vance’s ‘stolen valor’ claim against Tim Walz is total B.S. in c/[email protected]

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Swiftboat 2?

What's up with JD Vance and couches?? in c/[email protected]

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Couch herds were a sight to see, roaming the Great Plains, many decades ago. Alas

What's up with JD Vance and couches?? in c/[email protected]

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Glenn Beck raped and killed a girl in 1984. JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 2004. When will Americans wake up and stop them?

What's up with JD Vance and couches?? in c/[email protected]

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The couch is a metaphor for American political discourse. JD, the crude white “Everyman” that has been rawdogging it a la Gingrich for the past several decades. This went over your head?

J.D. Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane in c/[email protected]

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Like a couch cover?

What's the hardest you've ever hit your head on something or something hit yours? in c/[email protected]

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I suppose running down the stairs when I was 5 or 6. Look I was really excited to use those stickers. Tumbled head over heels down the basement stairs and struck the top of my head on the support beam at the bottom. Ended up getting stitches, a bear stuffy, and topical cocaine so obviously I came out ahead

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Does Rhubar count as a portmanteau of rhubarb and bar? (kbin.run)

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I made some strawberry rhubarb oatmeal bars, so this question is super duper important to determine how cutesy I can be about it