PopcornPrincess

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Oh my gourd!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Shredded beef, deal with it!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Doing the Lord’s work here!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Lemmiwinks is our mascot.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Poor Joanne, she probably now experiences night-mares from the screams.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Instantly thought of this as well. *tips hat

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Why not both?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Great names 🎶

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This is my situation. Dated/lived together for 3 years before going to the courthouse. Reception was at a spaghetti place nothing fancy since there are a lot of kids in my family lol it was such a blast, so low key. We’ve been together for a decade now. Wouldn’t change it for the world. We’re best friends. When we got married, everything and nothing changed all at once. Best decision I’ve ever made.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (2 children)

…yet it still gets a chuckle out of this simpleton every time I see it.

 

The Captain’s log

 
 
 

Because it had a hard drive.

 
 
 
 

Keep pushing its buttons.

 

Because everyone kneads it.

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