RisingSwell

I have never had a real life skeleton shoot at me, but hey maybe one day

Definitely still got that weight advantage though

Are they? I feel like they miss a ton

Famous sayings so not equal reality.

Joja is a generic mega corp and the achievement is to sell out to them instead of fixing the community center with magic

If you haven't ridden a bike in 20 years, go try it. But now 2000 years.

I'll blame the consumption on me when it's my mega yacht, private plane, fleet of cars and whatever the fuck else.

My home laptop has an uptime of almost 30 days at this point, who needs a power button?

I would consider all but 1 since 1972 to be a long time, it's longer than I've been alive.

Is that a particularly expensive jaguar? When I was car shopping I saw some jags for 20k or less so owning a Jag means absolutely nothing when it comes to wealth.

People have been saying it's unwatchable for years and I can barely see the difference

Some people (like me) are lazy and don't wlreally want to do it if it takes more than 5 minutes. I doubt I could even download a VPN program in that time lmao