Sabata11792

joined 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If they won't deliver The Cube at their expense, they should have given out a more reasonable prize.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

My soul yearns for 4am-12pm sleep schedule.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

One must simply gaze upon the glory of The Cube. The Cube will invite you in, keep you warm, keep you safe. The Cube welcomes all. The Cube just wants to share.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I'm betting I got it a few months before someone can gather the equipment to steal it. It would have outlived its novelty and likely be a burden at that point. If the cult works out The Cube should be self sufficient and could even become a profitable local attraction.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I assume dumped on the yard would be the only delivery option.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Whoever named the penis worm hit the nail on the head.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 days ago (16 children)

2/10 Prize 8/10 Prize if delivery is included

I can put it in the front yard, spray paint it gold, and start a neighborhood cult around The Cube.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

My sister moved into my grandmas house and my grandma moved to my moms. She also rented a dumpster. So much junk that they saw as an investment and though was worth passing on that was simply worthless clutter.

No one wants fancy ass Christmas decorations and a crap ton of glassware.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It jobs:

Need 10 years experience in 1 year old tech

Or

Need 10 years experience in tech that stopped existing 10 years ago.

Or

Need 10 years experience in this software that is a felony to use outside our business and the government.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

He's incredibly rich.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

"Sorry boss, 2 Shiggoths were ripping apart a grieving mother apart infinite times on the road. "

Boss: "Ymg' l' ah mgah'n'ghft yogor llll yar. Mg bthnkornah ch'nglui'ahog fahf yah'or'nanah"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

The Little Engine That Shouldn't.

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