SarcasticMan

I bet he wants to say it so bad

He isn't? Could have fooled me.

How did he get a job opening for Trump? I thought they hated the gays.

Water is wet, UN Official Warns.

All you have to do is look at the proposed tax plans and you know exactly why. These money-hoarding shit stains on humanity can't spare a dime.

I am all for giving everyone a gun, guns all around!

Give a man a gun and he is gun for the gun, teach a man to gun and he can gun for the gun of his gun.

The only real solution to this is to arm the Election Officials with M4 rifles and train them to water the Tree of Liberty with the blood of every mother's son of these shitsniffers. Give them all "Come and Take Them" flags to fly and little bunkers. They can say things like "You and what army?" Or "The day you murder my children is the day Abraham Lincoln comes back to life and takes a shit in my kitchen." Train the kids on the Glock 19 platform and hand-to-hand combat. Let's get proactive here and safeguard the future of our democracy.

Stop teasing me Daddy Jong-un, get your dick out and let's fuck already.

Have you tried fucking his mother?

I have found nothing is easier than separating a boomer and their money...well other than your mother.

Good, widows and orphans over there in Gaza killing protesters, launching missiles, blowing up walkie-talkies and pagers. Not the Israeli government no sir, they are just defending themselves from the killers, these widows and orphans, I bet they are widows and orphans because they killed their husbands and parents.

Hell, an orphaned widow came to my house and shot my dad. True story, she came in yelled Admiral Akbar, and shot him dead. True story, trust me bro.

I am high as fuck and I don't believe him.

Speaking of not believing, I can't believe how awesome French bread pizza is.