I'm da boss. I got da most teef.
ShaggySnacks
Cube is life.
How does one join the cult for The Cube?
Are You Smarter Than Fifth Grader: The Presidental Election Edition.
It has to be hosted by Muppets. Why? The Presidential election is now a game show. Might as well lean into the absurdity of it.
Blasted into the depths of space, works for me.
Your wife's boyfriend.
I love ready some good alt image text.
Thank god, all these employees lost their jobs so Satya Nadella can pad out their already insanely high salary.
We don't want Satya to starve like the rest us of plebs!
You could say Trump's arguments moved Bezos into a bigger house.
They would give some sort of motivational speech about how back in the day; they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps and screwed the lightbulb in themself.
Meanwhile completely omitting the fact that they were born into generational wealth.
Gandalf: Hello Frodo, what's happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take this ring to a volcano in Mordor. So if you could start around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and just do it, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.
Dino nuggies are god tier.