SuperZutsuki

joined 3 years ago
 

Trying to break out of wearing dude stuff and got a bunch of clothes a while ago but just got my first dress today and it feels amazing. I'm going to a very queer festival in a couple weeks and can't wait to wear cute shit and not worry about being harassed meow-bounce

 

You huddle around the one news screen in your slum. The AI generated hologram of Jim Kramer comes on to talk about the economy. "Sure, China has had 320 consecutive growth quarters but their economy will certainly collapse by next quarter and then we'll be back on top." You smile, knowing that the evil Chinese Communist Party is finally getting the comeuppance they deserve.

 
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Planescape Torment is still celebrated and it's a similar narrative heavy game

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Another one: God of War reboot and its sequel. The empty open world, shallow loot mechanics, and worthless equipment system already felt archaic on release. The combat is yawn-inducing compared to the DMC-lite style of the original.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Another great one I forgot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Contra is another good one. Punch-Out as a game is really bare bones and the experience wears thin once the quirky characters get old, for me. Haven't played Klax so I can't comment.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (13 children)

I still play old good games like Super Mario World and Donkey Kong Country, though. I do think that most pre-16bit games are absolute dogshit, though. The NES has SMB 1-3 and not much else worth playing except as a historical curiosity.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Those are some of the only decent ones, though. Nearly every other sandbox/survival/open-world game will be relegated to the dustbin of history, though. Can't wait for the survival fad to die.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Starfield is already shit but in five years it'll look like bloody green shit

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I've delivered like 100 boxes of these to evangelical Christian pastors on their little 40 acre compounds and they had their 15 children help me unload them.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

Looks like a TEDx talk lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Yeah, it's not the DMVs fault when there's 50 people waiting and only two people at the counter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

So we're sitting around 1000% higher risk compared to an AE86, then?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

From Software says trans rights!trans-undertale

 

(pretty sure that commitment didn't last long)

 

Oh, wait, it's not a bit and there are dozens of them in this thread. Look at the full comments and scroll down for more blood and soil urbanists

The conservative stance is predicated on government doing little but doing the little they're supposed to do (prosecuting crime) extremely well.

 

why is everyone always wearing diapers???

 

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Isn't the entire point of the profile and matching system to filter incompatible people out? Why can I match with 50 people and not a single one wants to get a coffee or something after exchanging a few pleasantries? Everybody hates these things and yet they refuse to do anything IRL to get off them. Is there some Manchurian candidate activation codeword that I'm missing? I feel like everyone treats this shit solely as an ego booster and actually gets pissed off that anyone tries to interact with them. How do you meet people in hellworld if you don't drink?

Me after dozens of dead-end back-and-forths that lead to nowhere despite having shared interests and presumably being attracted to each other since we matched: marx-joker

Hmm, maybe it's the extreme commodification of relationships and atomization under capitalism that prevents you from getting anywhere with this garbage thinkin-lenin

Nope, must be because @[email protected] didn't say my favorite "The Office" quote and send me a playlist with 50 of the greatest songs I've never heard that made me instantly fall in love with them. I have no idea what other people expect from these things but I'm not doing labor for someone that I don't even know is real. Thanks for reading my rant, any advice is appreciated.

 
 
 

Suikoden II: holy shit this fucking rules

Lunar 2: Eternal Blue: thank fuck it's finally over

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