overview for ValenThyme

Himbo Rule in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

i thought Bimbo made those mexican cookies

Literally Nineteen Eighty-Four in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

🎶The humans are dead! 🎵

Who's fucking carmelizing onions? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

hedge magic

Ho Ho Horseshit in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

did she say no skeletons or no HUMAN skeletons? there's always a loophole!

Drug overdose deaths fall for 6 months straight as officials wonder what's working in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

are these homeless addicts ABUSING THE POOR DRUGS or are they human beings struggling to survive in a capitalist hellscape?

I tried to feel bad for these abused drugs but i can't stop thinking about the people!

mallocPlusAI in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I saw the best minds of my generation....

Meta fires staffers for using $25 meal credits on household goods in c/[email protected]

It's easy to imagine yourself withstanding torture in order to save a loved one... until you hit your thumb with a hammer or stub your toe IRL in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

see what i'm saying that's fucking compelling!!!

thank you jawa21

It's easy to imagine yourself withstanding torture in order to save a loved one... until you hit your thumb with a hammer or stub your toe IRL in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

i do not understand at all why waxing your mustache is fine but plucking your nose hairs is not!

But the tldr is an infection inside your nose can get into your brain somehow and it's way more likely if you pull the hairs out vs trimming them.

Idk it was 15 years ago and i'm no scientist but the evidence available to me at the time was compelling enough that i quit it!

It's easy to imagine yourself withstanding torture in order to save a loved one... until you hit your thumb with a hammer or stub your toe IRL in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

my record is 23 nostril hairs at once!

I used to pull them out instead of using a nose hair trimmer because it was easy and doesn't realy hurt if I do it fast.

Then i learned you can get awful brain poisoning from doing this if you get an infection so i had to let the record stand there about 15 years ago. Best record before that was only 14 so I was quite excited to get 23.

Trump family gets 75% of crypto coin revenue, has no liability, new document reveals in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

pfft I wish my dealer took cash they like being paid in venmo!

Don't worry though i put the pizza emoji in there for the reason they'll never be able to pin it on me!

Looking a little rough. 😬 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

easiest block of the day lol