Weezard

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Sir, bring a ________ on the plane is not allowed in c/[email protected]
Sir, bring a ________ on the plane is not allowed in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (6 children)

A

Love means sacrifice in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The cute and fluffy kind

Texts from Dad in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

"Mum, Dad managed to get in the roids tin again..."

A pleasant turn of events in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

"Say no more!" Throws shoes into the stratosphere

It's honestly good advice, but I much prefer original hardware when possible. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I feel this in my very soul.

Love means sacrifice in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

That sounds like a standard issue cat to me

Love means sacrifice in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I see you also enjoy living a dangerous life

Love means sacrifice in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (7 children)
  1. Collect the hair
  2. Mould into vague cat shape
  3. Now you have two cats 👍