Wintar

source:
https://moveslikekeithrichards.tumblr.com/post/674321201281253376/may-your-next-ibuprofen-take-effect-swiftly-and

le sigh... we cringe on

--> drink a lot of water --\
\----- piss a lot of pee <---

nothin' wrong with being a weird little bug

I guess it depends how far down it goes. Infinitely? Only enough for every person on the planet to be considered?
Theoretically, the correct option is to always switch down. Which, according to the original problem, would be doing nothing. So.. what if everyone just went home?
Also to consider; The people (and track) gets smaller every time. Maybe it ends?

In honour of Thanos wanting to halve the universe's population, the subreddit banned half of the users that were subbed/active; About ~350k banned from the sub.

This made me think of prison food