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WASHINGTON—Warning that interior defenses were spread too thin, experts confirmed this week that Team USA’s arrival in France for the Olympics had left America’s own basketball rims largely unguarded. “In a strategic blunder of historic proportions, the U.S. men’s national basketball team landing in Paris has left an uncontested path to the basket,” said national security expert Emmett Stein, explaining that Americans lacked the necessary shot blockers and bigs to protect the paint on courts at home. “At the current moment, our nation is woefully vulnerable to foreign threats against basketball rims on its own shores. A foreign player with a basketball at the top of the key could drive for an easy layup with little resistance.” At press time, America was devastated after foreign basketball adversaries attacked a domestic rim with a tomahawk dunk.

He doesn't know in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 94 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Hillary was right. The entire MAGA movement is just a basket of deplorables.

We can talk about it if you'd like in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

Far-right trolls have launched a racist crusade against Kamala Harris in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Back to Reddit. Shoo.

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Far-right trolls have launched a racist crusade against Kamala Harris (www.motherjones.com)

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Steve Bannon to go on trial in December for alleged fraud in We Build the Wall fundraiser in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Strange how everyone in Trump’s orbit is a criminal, isn’t it?

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AP gov exam (i.ibb.co)

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Trump Vows To Unite Nation Against Common Enemy Of Other Americans (www.theonion.com)

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Sea Urchins (i.ibb.co)

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Switzerland to phase out analog FM broadcasts by end of 2024 (www.theregister.com)

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Looks good to me 👍 (i.ibb.co)

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A private call of top Democrats fuels more insider anger about Biden's debate performance in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The chat function was disabled and there were no questions allowed.

Nothing says "everything's fine" like refusing to allow anyone to talk.

Former Uvalde school police chief, officer indicted in 1st-ever criminal charges over failed response to 2022 mass shooting in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Lol the police declared martial law for 10 days after the shooting

Police cannot declare martial law. A Governor can, but not police. So, wrong again lmao. Listen, I don't have the time or inclination to keep correcting you on basic history and civics, so I'm just going to go ahead and block you now.

Former Uvalde school police chief, officer indicted in 1st-ever criminal charges over failed response to 2022 mass shooting in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Reread the sentence you quoted carefully. The Kent State Massacre was not a response to a mass shooting. So no, it doesn't take that title.

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Former Uvalde school police chief, officer indicted in 1st-ever criminal charges over failed response to 2022 mass shooting (www.cnn.com)

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‘Balanced’ journalist pushes politician’s lie to prove they don’t have a ‘pro-fact’ bias in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

I don’t know, but “twice” appears to be the amount it takes to get you worked up and ranting.

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Fossilized skull of Neanderthal child with Down syndrome reveals communal caregiving among species (abcnews.go.com)

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The Supreme Court rules that state officials can engage in a little corruption, as a treat in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Openly corrupt assholes rule being openly corrupt very legal and very cool.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Bill Cobbs, Actor in ‘The Hudsucker Proxy,’ ‘Night at the Museum’ and ‘Air Bud,’ Dies at 90 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Damn that makes me sad, he was one of those actors that showed up in everything. But we should all be so lucky to enjoy such a long and successful life.