aiden

This is code after working 16 hours

These executives of large companies are so out of touch.

He would be dead in less than 15 minutes lol

Damn DMT creatures? Can they get me high?

Necromancer?

It's sad to see someone so obsessed over something that has nothing to do with them. Get a life, I'm sure there is something more productive they could do with their lives.

I have a similar story, I was planning on making homemade paper with my sister by blending up newspapers in our blender. Except, I was too stupid to figure out how to open the blender lid, which was held on with a suction, which is opened with a button. I eventually got it open by forcing the lid open by holding it upside down and forcing down with my left hand. The blade fell out and sliced my wrist open horizontally, at first I didn't realize until I looked down and saw blood gushing onto the floor. I told my sister to help and get our grandma who lived on the property but in a different building. Eventually we got to the ER and they gave me a bandage, but refused to give me stitches without my mom being there (I don't know why they did that it was stupid). Eventually my mom left work, she's a nurse, and gave me liquid stitches. She said she didn't do normal stitches is because I just barely missed an artery and it was exposed to the air, and she didn't want to risk poking it with a needle. I do wish I had normal stitches done though because the wound kept opening when I went to school, causing the scar to get pretty big.

How many watermelons does border control have to bust until they try something else?

I don't need to speak German to know what the bottom caption says haha

Look what they have to do to to mimic a fraction of our power

They thinks it's better for you or something because it's not processed. It's actually worse, can make you really sick if you get unlucky