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the futrule if it didn't suck in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

fck that’s so much walking on those streets, I cannot handle that

I'm connected to my new hotspot. What does this number 6 mean? This is the first time I've ever seen a number associated with any Wi-Fi notification. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

damn you, I’m so jelly rn 🥲

Cat O' Gold in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

nyan cat

Holy guacamole, Batman in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

that’s an avocado

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

lot of fish poop in there

I'm a trans girl 🏳️‍⚧️ !! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

as long as you feel good and you love yourself that’s what matters, these are healthy thoughts.

Keep it up 😎

This is the point-less race for Mercedes F1 Team since 2021 Azerbaijan GP, and double DNF for the team since 2016 Spain GP. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

thanks so much 🙇‍♂️

This is the point-less race for Mercedes F1 Team since 2021 Azerbaijan GP, and double DNF for the team since 2016 Spain GP. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (6 children)

“couldn’t find post” darn :(

This is the point-less race for Mercedes F1 Team since 2021 Azerbaijan GP, and double DNF for the team since 2016 Spain GP. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (8 children)

where can I watch F1 for free?

Galadriel in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] -2 points 8 months ago

good chad

Spidey-rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

jokes on you, my penis is already shrinked

I'm doing my part! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

you store all that in the Homework folder?

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Why is Tap to Pay available only for merchants? (developer.apple.com)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
10 comments fedilink
 

I’ve always wondered why was it locked only to merchants, anyone knows?

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Where do you read Apple news? (lemmy.ml)
 

Hi all 👋

I’m just curious what other sources is everyone using to check Apple news, so far I’m constantly checking

  • appleinsider
  • 9to5mac
  • MacRumors

and sometimes iMore.

What are y’all reading?

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Son, I think there’s a hole in your sock (lemmy.ml)
 

“What? No there isn’t!”

“Well then how did your foot get in there?”

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Where do bricks go when they die ? (lemmy.ml)
 

The cementery

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Mom keeps yelling at me to put the toilet seat down (lemmy.ml)
 

Well, why are you carrying it around?

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To be Frank, (lemmy.ml)
 

I’d have to change my name

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My wife always wanted a child with an unusual spelling of a popular name (lemmy.ml)
 

When we had our firstborn, she said, “How about we name him Mark, but with a C?”

I smiled and nodded and then told her I’d take care of everything with the name registration and birth certificate. When my wife looked at the birth certificate a few days later, she was confused.

“Honey”, she said. “Why does this say Cark?”

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Honey, why is there a strange baby in the crib? (lemmy.ml)
 

You told me to change the baby

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Dad pro tip #2 (lemmy.ml)
 

If your baby starts crying, cry twice as loud to assert dominance

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Dad pro tip #3 (lemmy.ml)
 

If you’re tired, a pile of unfolded laundry straight from the dryer is a good place for a nap

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A dad tried to keep his wife happy through labor by telling jokes, (lemmy.ml)
 

but she didn’t laugh once. It was the delivery.

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Dad, can you help me out? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
0 comments fedilink
 

Sure. Which way did you come in ?

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