bamfic

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Its happened before

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (5 children)

That's news? He's been doing that since he started grabbing them by the pussy long ago.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

In early 1980s, driving to the mall right before Christmas with girlfriend and her mom in their ancient huge Caddilac. It's a zoo. Girlfriend's mom consipates the whole parking garage by driving poorly and gridlocking the place. People are honking and yelling at her. She hangs out the window and yells, in a strong Fran Drescher accent: "YOU DON'T HAVE THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!"

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The whole what?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

My god for fuck's sake just build more trains and trolleys.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

This may be the most confusing blend of wholesome, based, creepy, comforting, stupid, and metal-as-fuck thing I have yet seen in 35 years on the internet. And yet its already 12 years old. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

First thatcher now this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Keep calm and carry on

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I remember 10 years or so ago working with a guy who was trying to sell me on the wonders of Eclipse. "It writes all this boilerplate for you!" I was more interested in writing in languages that were less shit and required less boilerplate.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Capitalism at its finest

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