disposabletentacle

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

If they mess up and deliver it to the wrong address does that person get to keep it?

[–] [email protected] 144 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But like... couldn't she just be paying for Nitro on her own?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Hmm. Putting your "My Folder" right there on the desktop for everyone to see. A brave choice...

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With a title like this, it's kind of disappointing that the answer is just "good infrastructure planning" and not something like "the land is cursed such that all who walk upon it shall rise again forever more."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nah, it's the guy farthest back on the left. It may look small, but that's just foreshortening/perspective and also because it's curved.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I still don't understand where they think that infernal powerlift tube labyrinth/endless nightmare dimension is supposed to fit inside the ship.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

TL;DR: we saw a burst of energy (scientific name: luminous fast blue optical transient) that we previously thought only came from a star going supernova, but this burst came from the middle of nowhere in the sky and therefore was not caused by a star exploding. So now we know that these explosions (LFBOTs) aren't just made by stars.

Until a better theory comes along, I will assume we just witnessed our first warpcore breach. A moment of silence for the ship, and may her crew have gotten to the escape pods.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a ton of wholesome consensual adult-angled 2D stuff out there. Like a ton. The concept of hentai as all underage rape fantasy is a myth. Plus if I stumble across some unmoderated creepy stuff when I'm browsing new, I can just close it and move on without the burden of knowing I saw a real thing that happened to a real person.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (9 children)

This is why I stick to hentai. No traficking or coercion or questionable consent there, just a bunch of nerds doing what they love.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I knew it. I felt it the second I typed it that there was something wrong with the analogy and someone who knows birds more than me would come along and point it out. I posted the analogy anyway. That's on me.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (6 children)

you have to specify what genders of nonbinary are/aren’t welcome

"Genders of nonbinary"

My friend, nonbinary is a gender. This is like asking what type of bird a chicken is.

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