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I'm choosing to believe that he is missing all his fingers on his right hand from fighting the bird for previous crackers
To reach the top shelf
Tucker is on record that he wants a government that loves him like a parent and takes care of him
An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge has entered the chat
It's like attack dog training for larger dogs where there's a person in a big padded suit that the dogs can bite and hang onto. But small because weiner dogs
The cap is insane, had no idea about it until I was fortunate enough to hit it and I had to ask HR if there was an error. It's a blatant giveaway to high earners
Secret plot to switch to a lunar calendar
Ugh, no idea. Just clicked share image
The pace drove me a bit mad. So much stuff front loaded with all kinds of things in play, then you reach a point where they want you to wait X in game days for a crucial item so it grinds to a halt
Alt text: a bun in a grassy yard
Sprinkles