fluxion

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I feel dumb... but where does the picture of eye drops come into play here? Is it the "$5.29" sounding like "9 to 5" backwards? Are the "Brolene" boxes all coupled up, hence "don't take my man"? Or?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Buttttt.... it's been too long and you're kinda gross and soggy now so just gonna set you over here all safe and sound

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Spookiest prosthetics test

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Looks bomb ngl

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Does she bang porn stars, cheat on her husband, sexually assault men, show appreciation for Hitler, stamp her name on cheap Chinese bibles, claim to jave been personally saved/chosen by God (who apparently gave zero fucks about the actual Christian who died) , demonize the poor and those who seek shelter and aid, or just generally live a life of sin and greed while never setting foot in church other than for photo ops during riots that he caused?

Because that's the part where i have trouble watching a bunch of Christians give their prayers and blessings to him instead of just about any other random stranger who'd likely be far more deserving.

It's like watching an anti-Christ movie play out in real life.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I'll never be able to take these people seriously again. What an absolute abomination of Christianity.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

"I died for this shit?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

No that's perfectly normal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Yes. Most likely eats people's pets too. And geese.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 days ago

Reaction from almighty NATO and its allies: "We are concerned, and have resorted to politely asking their buddy to ask them to calm down."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Yes just blatantly tricking a bunch of people into throwing away their vote for a candidate who is no longer running is totally what America is all about. Thanks Supreme Court.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hope they aren't planning to march into Ukraine like that

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