iamnotdave

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

This makes me want to see guts in full armor with a laser jacket and trousers on it and another one wouldn't full armor and a onesie

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

WWE RAGE IN A CAGE MATCH

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I just woke up from the recommended 8 hours of sleep for the glory of the empire

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Had to have this discussion with some childhood friends a few years ago still single.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

How often has it been used does it still actually have a gigabyte of usable memory

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Which one sold secrets to a foreign nation while not president that extended the Vietnam war.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I know soldiers who have had larger shits after field training. Source I worked at a rec center that would be their first stop as they prep to go home. And I would check the bathroom and see that it was left when they could not flush it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

It's simple all the minis need a base layer so do all that at once then you pull out all the minis who need blue to the blue then you pull out all the ones who will have red and you do the red... And now you pull out all the blue ones again because you realize you skipped a step when you did the yellow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Because they pick trees that have gender. They plant male trees, see dogwoods, the flower but not bare fruit. So you get allergies because of tree cum. And as far as I know plankton cum doesn't come with side effects.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Kids do not know how to hold animals

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

In my case walked right into my bosses house.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (2 children)
 

Ignore the unfolded laundry. But every night I wake up with the inability to move my legs for obvious reasons.

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