As not read by Toni Morrison.
"Go lick a dead camel jackass!"
Shouted by a friend at a high school bully from a moving car. 😂
I'm not sensitive to mythology. Couldn't care less about any of them, 100% atheist. But... are y'all meat eaters okay?Deaming what sentient, and often benevolent kind creatures would taste like is just wild.
While I am a pescatarian, I think biblical angels would be delicious fried
You won't eat beef, but a literal messenger of the god would be fair game? I know this is a silly hypothetical, but I don't understand these metrics at all. 😂
I type lol a lot, but I need you all to know that I fucking HOWLED laughing at this. God damn is the new onion on point.
I suppose it depends on the rules of this specfic immortality. As someone who lives with chronic pain that literally never feels physically comfortable in any position, immortality sounds like a cruel joke. Not that I'm suicidal or eager to die, but the fact that it would progressively get worse and worse without any sort of end is.... horrorific.
Yay!
But fuck Starbucks for just a litany of reasons so it will never make a difference to me. I own a coffee maker, a blender and a thing of pumpkin spice so I can make their whole menu in minutes for 1/10th of the cost.
This avoidable and preventable death brought to you by "pro life" partisans.
Google would therefore have to find more money than exists on Earth to pay Moscow
Well to be fair, I do think it's plausible that one day Google will indeed control all the money in the world.
How many times does he have to say "the quiet part" before it's not quiet? He called himself a "day one dictator" and promised that this will be the last vote his supporters will need to do. There is no subtle dog whistles anymore, just a campgain strategy of promising to end democracy.
This sounds like a spin on Atalas Shurgged?
Which, ew....
But they weren’t talking with Musk, of course.
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Big rainbow capitalism in June, but worried about "Brands align their ads with content that reflects their brand values." dollars the rest of the year.
Sorry my existence does not align with brand values. That must be really rough for you Twitch.